Who is aunty clarence - unvail yourself to us

[Hot Lizzy]

[COLOR="Magenta"]YOU ARE BARKING MAD - But i love you.

[SIZE="2"Have no fear I already bought PomPom a lovely pressie from the Megga Store at Chelsea.......its a lovely warm coat for her emblasened with the CFC logo on it and the no 8 cos i know you love dear Frankie.......

You are lying again cos i know you watch all the soap operas, i don't know why you say that you don't you big fibber, as every time the music comes on for East Enders the dog starts to howl along with the music.......gotcha.

Well you can stick your naked beauty cos i will be in the Television room watching the UEFA Champions League Live tonight - Villarreal V Manchester United with the screen split so that i can watch Arsenal v Dynamo Kiev.........

Bloody shame the dog did not get pulled to pieces, still would of been a waste of good money on its Christmas Pressis......that dog must of been traumatised - bit like you but then you are in a constant state of trauma.

I don't care who you are ducks, you make me laugh.

Can you give the dates soon of when PomPom is touring as there are some that would like to know and some verified pictures would be nice as well as her rates......

Kiss Kiss, ........... You Niece......Lillabet.........:

Oh my Aunty i just got a randsom note for PomPom and some rediculous pictures of some dogs they say are our beautiful PomPom.........

You need to talk to them or its curtains for PomPom.........if anyone sees this dog please can you call me or e-mail me or pm myself or aunty .......... she is very valuable and worth plenty of dosh so if you want to make some nice reward money here is your chance.


Please help us get our PomPom back - please.........


Lizzy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[thehighwayman]

I'm unvailing her now. It's non other than Bigpaws. Those darn kids

[Hot Lizzy]

i'm unvailing her now. It's non other than bigpaws. Those darn kids:d

ha ha ...........caughty you.............you deamon -

do you live near oven ready eddie cos it seems he wants to have double the fun - with you and black bess and............xxx lizzy:d:d:d

[thehighwayman]

I live knowhere near Eddie. I think he lives on a chicken farm in Kerry. That's why you can't understand him. It's a hard accent to understand

[Hot Lizzy]

I live knowhere near Eddie. I think he lives on a chicken farm in Kerry. That's why you can't understand him. It's a hard accent to understand

OR IN ENGLISH WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANY MORE......... HE SAID HE WOULD RATHER SEE AUNT CLARENCE THAN ME - SO I TOLD HIM THAT HE SHOULD NOT LOWER HIS STANDARDS BUT TO RAISE THEM.......TO THE LIKES OF ANNA AND MYSELF AND NOW I HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM GOING TO HILTON TOWERS DONEGALL - IM SURE YOU HAVE SEEN IT, RATHER A BRASH BUILDING TOTALLY NOT INKEEPING WITH THE LANDS THERE WHERE I HAVE INSTALLED SOME RATHER FABULOUS MIRRORS ON THE CEILING AND ALL AROUND THE ROOM SO THAT ONE CAN WATCH AND SEEM THAT YOU ARE IN YOUR OWN PORN FILM. WELL THATS WHAT ONE CLIENT TOLD ME WHILST VISITING MY HOME IN LONDON........RATHER LOVE IT MYSELF - BIT OF A VOYEUR, BUT THEN IF WE ARE ALL HONEST THERE IS A LITTLE BIT OF THE VOYEUR IN ALL OF US AND ANNA AND I LIKE A LOT OF VOYEUR IN US........

CIAO MY DARLING AND SEE YOU ON THOSE RAMBLING HILLS.........WHILST I RAMBLE ON

FONDEST LOVE TO YOU AND I AM SURE THAT I HAVE MET YOU BEFORE - YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD WRITE A REPORT AND I ASKED YOU NOT TO........SURE ITS YOU.........

SO NOW ITS JUST A COSY LITTLE THREESOME WITH MYSELF AND ANNA - YOUR PLEASURE IS OUR PLEASURE.......


The Hot Maggot.............

[clarence hilten]

ha ha ...........caughty you.............you deamon -
lizzy:d:d:d

THATS JUST Soooooooooooo YOU LIZBET

YOU ARE THE BIG CHILD CATCHER

JUST SO EVERYONE SEES THE RESEMBLANCE

HERES LIZBET IN THE BOTTOM PHOTO WITH HER NICE NEW MADE-UP FACE-MASK FOR HIGHWAYMAN

AND ABOVE IT IS HER NORMAL HOUSE FACE. SEE HOW SHE WAVES THE BIG STICK

WHERE SHE RUNS ABOUT BEING HORRIBLY SCARY WITH POOR GRANNY, SHERGAR POMPOM AND I -

JUST LIKE YESTERDAY SEE THE RESEMBLANCES IN THE NOSE SIZE, her SHTICK

CLARENCE

[Hot Lizzy]

THATS JUST Soooooooooooo YOU LIZBET

YOU ARE THE BIG CHILD CATCHER

JUST SO EVERYONE SEES THE RESEMBLANCE

HERES LIZBET IN THE BOTTOM PHOTO WITH HER NICE NEW MADE-UP FACE-MASK FOR HIGHWAYMAN

AND ABOVE IT IS HER NORMAL HOUSE FACE. SEE HOW SHE WAVES THE BIG STICK

WHERE SHE RUNS ABOUT BEING HORRIBLY SCARY WITH POOR GRANNY, SHERGAR POMPOM AND I -

JUST LIKE YESTERDAY SEE THE RESEMBLANCES IN THE NOSE SIZE, her SHTICK

CLARENCE

You are giving me plenty of shtick don't know about anything else though.

Pompom is no longer in your possesion i have seen her and im not telling you where so nerr.

I am going to report you to Patty cos she told me that she wanted any old excuse to rid you from the board so i am going to say that you are using real pictures of me and i am so terribly upset..........

That and you are a fibber too.........Patricia remove this witch off the board she is evil and cruel and locks me in my room every night and wakes me up early to make her bacon butties and then i have to go chop the wood for the fire and sometimes she even makes me bathe her........oh Patty she is horrible please help me........Hilton Towers is not the nice fun place it used to be........

I have to go she is coming and i dont want for her to see what i have written.......

Bye and help me please.........i beg of you............The Maggot.

[clarence hilten]

You are giving me plenty of shtick don't know about anything else though.

Pompom is no longer in your possesion i have seen her and im not telling you where so nerr.

I am going to report you to Patty cos she told me that she wanted any old excuse to rid you from the board so i am going to say that you are using real pictures of me and i am so terribly upset..........

That and you are a fibber too.........Patricia remove this witch off the board she is evil and cruel and locks me in my room every night and wakes me up early to make her bacon butties and then i have to go chop the wood for the fire and sometimes she even makes me bathe her........oh Patty she is horrible please help me........Hilton Towers is not the nice fun place it used to be........

I have to go she is coming and i dont want for her to see what i have written.......

Bye and help me please.........i beg of you............The Maggot.

LIZBETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(sniff sniff sniff) YOURE just so AWFUL

and I,M JUST Sooo kvell

right i,m going to huff, see how you like it

not speaking to you, SENDING YOU TO COVENTRY

SO neeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrR TO YOU

TSK TSK TSK


LOADSA LUV TO YOU DUCKY

CLARENCE
XXXXX

[Hot Lizzy]

LIZBETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(sniff sniff sniff) YOURE just so AWFUL

and I,M JUST Sooo kvell

right i,m going to huff, see how you like it

not speaking to you, SENDING YOU TO COVENTRY

SO neeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrR TO YOU

TSK TSK TSK


LOADSA LUV TO YOU DUCKY

CLARENCE

XXXXX

CANCELLED DUE TO NO DEMAND...........HA HA HA............GO WRITE TO PATTY

I AM GOING TO BE GOING TO IRELAND INSTEAD OF YOU - HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU SHMAREL.........

DUCKY WUCKY ........ HA HA GO CRY INTO YOUR CHICKEN SOUP WITH VERMECLLI AND SOME KNADLES.........

CIAO.........NO CALLS HA HA HA.......... COULD BE LAUGHING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY FACE MIND.........SOMEHOW I DOUBT IT.


LIZZY