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    Default i'm a genius

    today the moment of tiredness form hols kicked in and well loneliness over losing my roomie and soul sister, infairness i did more sightseeing nd shit in one day that i move in a week,
    and i felt sore throat comming, so knocked the phone off, got comfy, and made a save me drink
    i headed to the kitchen, looked what i had feck all, but i brought loads of homebrew form romanian, nd while sick with flu, it truly cured me in half the time

    been so tired, nd feeling a bit like the nutty professor, i decided to invent my own cures
    and 3 mugs later, i feel like i could build an extra room to my apartment

    the cure

    i mug
    fuck honey in a cup, lots of it i use squeeze one, so im guessing 3 tablespoons,
    then i added homebrew romanian style, but u can add any clear liqour over 40% or whatever pussy shit u like
    then i dropped one berocca
    nd filled to within inch of the top with boiling water, allow an inch for the foam foam form the berroca,

    it was so good, i made my hooker mammy one, but she wouldnt drink it, due to memories of the day before when we where doing shots of it, but after a few mugs of it, i went form girl who couldnt do nothing coz she that tired form hectic week, too a girl going fuck will i sand the kitchen cupboards nd repaint them, nd sort all the shite here


    its rocketfuel nd i feel so much better


    highly recommend the magic cure for lazycuntisitis

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    very good , thanks i will try it !

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    Are Apple doing mugs now?
    Life is a journey, complete it.

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    Lazycuntisus? Is that a female affliction?

    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    today the moment of tiredness form hols kicked in and well loneliness over losing my roomie and soul sister, infairness i did more sightseeing nd shit in one day that i move in a week,
    and i felt sore throat comming, so knocked the phone off, got comfy, and made a save me drink
    i headed to the kitchen, looked what i had feck all, but i brought loads of homebrew form romanian, nd while sick with flu, it truly cured me in half the time

    been so tired, nd feeling a bit like the nutty professor, i decided to invent my own cures
    and 3 mugs later, i feel like i could build an extra room to my apartment

    the cure

    i mug
    fuck honey in a cup, lots of it i use squeeze one, so im guessing 3 tablespoons,
    then i added homebrew romanian style, but u can add any clear liqour over 40% or whatever pussy shit u like
    then i dropped one berocca
    nd filled to within inch of the top with boiling water, allow an inch for the foam foam form the berroca,

    it was so good, i made my hooker mammy one, but she wouldnt drink it, due to memories of the day before when we where doing shots of it, but after a few mugs of it, i went form girl who couldnt do nothing coz she that tired form hectic week, too a girl going fuck will i sand the kitchen cupboards nd repaint them, nd sort all the shite here


    its rocketfuel nd i feel so much better


    highly recommend the magic cure for lazycuntisitis
    Seek and you shall find!

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    today the moment of tiredness form hols kicked in and well loneliness over losing my roomie and soul sister, infairness i did more sightseeing nd shit in one day that i move in a week,
    and i felt sore throat comming, so knocked the phone off, got comfy, and made a save me drink
    i headed to the kitchen, looked what i had feck all, but i brought loads of homebrew form romanian, nd while sick with flu, it truly cured me in half the time

    been so tired, nd feeling a bit like the nutty professor, i decided to invent my own cures
    and 3 mugs later, i feel like i could build an extra room to my apartment

    the cure

    i mug
    fuck honey in a cup, lots of it i use squeeze one, so im guessing 3 tablespoons,
    then i added homebrew romanian style, but u can add any clear liqour over 40% or whatever pussy shit u like
    then i dropped one berocca
    nd filled to within inch of the top with boiling water, allow an inch for the foam foam form the berroca,

    it was so good, i made my hooker mammy one, but she wouldnt drink it, due to memories of the day before when we where doing shots of it, but after a few mugs of it, i went form girl who couldnt do nothing coz she that tired form hectic week, too a girl going fuck will i sand the kitchen cupboards nd repaint them, nd sort all the shite here


    its rocketfuel nd i feel so much better


    highly recommend the magic cure for lazycuntisitis
    Next time I'm feeling shit , I'm going to hunt you down , I'm going to find you and your are going to cure me .

    Oh yes , my kinda woman , an adventurous chemist .... Its like Breaking Bad ....

    I need you Annabel Taylor x

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    To sum up, if you don't feel well, just get drunk.

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    was up early, did my washing scrub the place, and sanded the skirtings for painting

    i did drive me nuts, but i think it was more the 10 berocas nd honey,


    but hey, im back to full form again, if the last of these mosie bites would go be lovely, i actual was rubbing them with this shit
    nd they look so much smaller now
    success,

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    We are all geniuses, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing its stupid.
    "The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meursault View Post
    We are all geniuses, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing its stupid.
    But if you are a fish and you can't swim............

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    But if you are a fish and you can't swim............
    Ah but a fish that cant swim has evolved into another animal and can no longer be called a fish. Unless its pretending not to be able to swim by playing dead or has cramp or something
    "The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.

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