Misheard lyrics

[Empirical]

"Mondegreen".

[OutKast]

Tori Amos Professional widow - When she says 'It's got to be big' it sounds like 'He's got a big dick'. You can't unhear that, lol.

Katy Perry - I kissed and a girl and I like TIT.

[SteveB]

Streets of Laredo

I as logged on to the pages of Escort Ireland,
As I logged on to Escort Ireland one day,
I met a young poster as white as white linen,
As white as white linen and as cold as the clay.

Now I can tell by your demeanour you are also a poster,
As a poster I was until yesterday,
But now I am banned for a week, and cannot get posting,
But I am addicted, and must find a way.

Now the time it passes slowly and my head is held lowly,
For I am so bored, I don’t know what to do,
For all my good friends are online, but I am just offline,
And must wait for a whole week to go through.

[dob]

Didn't weird al yankovic make a career out of this kind of thing

[dob]

[jamieboyo]

How about national anthems

And again either version works

Correct "Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee"

Misheard as "Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze"

[bluefan1]

I have apparently ruined many a good song for Lara.

For example, we were just listening to the Beatles song, "Let it Be". I sang along,

"Today's episode of Sesame Street was brought to you
By the letter B"

I have also ruined "Never Smile at a Crocodile" by replacing the word 'crocodile' with 'paedophile' (and it still makes sense), as well as changing Celine Dion's lyrics, "The Heart Does Go On", to "The Hot Dogs Go On".

She can never unhear it. My work here is done

Anyone else have some funny lyrics?

I'm not his biggest fan...but this was funny. "We're giving love in a femidom"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv2fVaHSISw

[jamieboyo]

I'm not his biggest fan...but this was funny. "We're giving love in a femidom"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv2fVaHSISw

Brilliant,

Forgot about that!!

[Patt113]

Kind of on topic: Good cartoon in Private Eye this week -
I don't really know that much about Boko Haram, apart from that shit song, 'Whiter Shade of Pale'.

[Empirical]

"Mondegreen".

This is said to be the original mis-heard lyric:

"And they've killed the Earl of Moray
And laid him on the green"

when misheard, it becomes

"And they've killed the Earl of Moray
And Lady Mondegreen"