"...And as he took off his trousers and dropped them to the foot of the bed, he felt a cold hand reach from under the bed and wrap around his ankle. The grip was slight, but the coldness ran up his leg, until it reached his cock, and made his testicles tingle. He was frightened and yet also excited, and he barely found his voice, "Come out from under the bed". Immediately, the grasp around his ankle was released, and appearing in front of him was the most beautiful women he had ever seen, clad in a red transparent gown. Her hair was black, her lips were red and she took his face in her cold hands and kissed him with frosty lips. He felt her chilling tongue slip into his hot mouth, and her hand reached quickly down to grab his cock and squeeze it. He moaned in fear, he moaned in ecstasy... Oh How could he feel such desire for a ghost? He wanted her, he wanted to shove his cock far inside her, but how could he? How could he fuck a ghost?..."
Genius!!! I shivered laughed and came at the same time!!!