What a brilliant idea! I remember when i was a child, my grandpa had a tractor (Massey), but he was a macho good-ole-boy who expected women to only be in the kitchen cooking his dinner, and he forbade any human with a vagina from sitting up on the tractor. He thought the tractor was the man's thrown. That seat was only a throne meant for cock! I was so sad as a little girl, watching all my boy cousins ride around on the pretty red tractor. And I asked my mommy "Why does grandpa not let me ride the tractor?" Her reply, "Because you are a girl".
Well that was back then, and this is now, and Dolly says "Fuck that!" "I wanna get me a pretty red Massey tractor and ride all over New York City in it." You know, parking a tractor in a car garage here will cost me about $1000 a month, but sure, its worth it for the joy and liberty it will bring me.
I may even offer free tractor rides to underprivelaged children in Manhattan. And little girls get first chance to sit up high on the seat that's not just for cock anymore.
Am I sounding like a feminist or diplomat? "Tractors are for Pussy 2008 campaign by Dolly"
Lads, this video made me cry. The song is so inspirational. Have a box of tissues ready - it's quite a "heart touching" video. The whole world will be happy if we all just get ourselves a Tractor.
YouTube - Massey Ferguson 135
Originally Posted by DollyDarling
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