Review threads

[Clyde]

I dunno about you but I find them Hilarious ......

[samlad]

They should also be in reviews discussions

[Clyde]

They should also be in reviews discussions

Well you see I like to keep you busy..

[samlad]

Well you see I like to keep you busy..

This is a mutually beneficial relationship, because I like putting people in their place

[Clyde]

This is a mutually beneficial relationship, because I like putting people in their place

Who you? Never..!!

[samlad]

You should read the shite we DON'T activate

[Clyde]

You should read the shite we DON'T activate

Go on be bad post a few with no names of course...

[anon361]

You should read the shite we DON'T activate

Go on, put up a few samples, details edited out, please

[bluefan1]

I agree! Nothing gets the lads and ladies going like a good review thread - except maybe a price thread! There really should be a formal Hall of Fame for the better ones. Some of them are absolutely hilarious. Actually, come to think of it, the really "good" ones probably never make it to published stage on the site at all. Sam, Lara, Sophia et al must roll around the floor some mornings, on occasions, at some of the reputed and reported exploits and comments contained in reviews.

There was one review posted for a few short hilarious hours last week (also the subject of an equally short-lived post) wherein the reviewer recounted, in a serious and genuinely hurt fashion, how he booked for a full hour, asked to be allowed, shall we say, "finish" twice (ahem) and, in the middle of his great adventure agreed, following a positive response to his hostess' entreaty to register and post positive a review, was immediately confronted by the said hostess who produced her tablet and, there and then, was asked to register and post the review! But it was the way it was written! I will always deeply regret not saving a copy of this.

(PS. If the reviewer is reading this, your review ought to still be in your review section and I would greatly appreciate a copy via pm. It was most enjoyable!)

Very funny, another keyboard warrior.

The guy at least made an attempt to write a review and should be commended for that as reviews are very important to clients and as most reviews published are positive, the escorts too. He'll learn from the experience and hopefully improve his wording of his next review so at least it won't be deleted.

I find many reviews odd, strange, fawning, ridiculous and some, even amusing but writing in the third-party is really hilarious and oh, I especially look forward to those that read like a verbose Junior Cert student's attempt at a Romantic Novella:

Here's a couple of good examples of both styles from two different reviews:

"The experience, for no other word could come close to describing it, commences from the moment she opens the door. There is so much to take in. But what engages one first are these striking green eyes set in a perfect oval face and framed with long flowing dark tresses. Then, while one is trying to absorb this vision her, full body comes into view. She is always impeccably attired and smiling alluringly she moves towards one, lays her hand on one's arm, places a light kiss on one's lips or cheek and draws one slowly in to sip the nectar of the goddess that is xxxxx"


When one is with XXXXX, from the second one arrives to the second one leaves her company, she makes one feel, for that period, that you are the most important person to her in the whole world. And she does it all with such apparent effortlessness. It is such a very rare gift for a person to have but XXXX has it. When one is with her she actually concentrates on, and listens to, the person she is with. That is so rare in this world! She is amazingly intelligent, well travelled and very well spoken. One could take her absolutely anywhere. She is excellent company and a most engaging conversationalist and one would be forgiven for thinking that English was in fact her first language when it is not.

Would these make it to your 'Hall of Fame'?

However, as I say, I laud all attempts at reviewing, no matter how bad the read is, as I can usually garner the information I require from them. I note you've only managed two since Aug 12......

[bluefan1]

Go on, put up a few samples, details edited out, please

Resist the temptation Samlad, it can be hurtful to have fun made of your efforts - whether anonymously or not.

That said, here's one from an anonymous poster with a thick hide and that passed the 'shite' test but is pretty funny - in a cringe inducing way!

Omg, I can't get this tune out of my head ever since I've left XXXX:

Heaven... I'm in heaven,
And the cares that hung around me through the week,
Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak,
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek.

Definitely one of the best looking ladies I've met and certainly one of the nicest. Pushed all the right buttons for me, not a single fault, just perfect. ))

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Heaven... I'm in heaven