James Bond is an ‘impotent drunk’

[SteveB]

James Bond is an ‘impotent drunk’
Doctors analysing the Ian Fleming novels show James Bond polishes off the equivalent of one and a half bottles of wine every day.

The doctors’ report in British Medical Journal concluded: “Although we appreciate the societal pressures to consume alcohol when working with international terrorists and high stakes gamblers, we would advise Bond to be referred for further assessment of his alcohol intake.”
Bond would be classified in the “top whack” of problem drinkers and would be at high risk of liver damage, an early death and impotence.

WTF!! Bu*****t!! British Medical Journal has clearly been infiltrated by SMERSH.

[VollerSterne]

James Bond is an ‘impotent drunk’
Doctors analysing the Ian Fleming novels show James Bond polishes off the equivalent of one and a half bottles of wine every day.

The doctors’ report in British Medical Journal concluded: “Although we appreciate the societal pressures to consume alcohol when working with international terrorists and high stakes gamblers, we would advise Bond to be referred for further assessment of his alcohol intake.”
Bond would be classified in the “top whack” of problem drinkers and would be at high risk of liver damage, an early death and impotence.

WTF!! Bu*****t!! British Medical Journal has clearly been infiltrated by SMERSH.

Sometimes he just get's lonely and needs woman cuddles, you didn't actually think they were having sex did you?

Quit the drink, Bond.

[Empirical]

The Christmas issue of the BMJ always has less stodgy papers and stories than usual.

[samlad]

The Christmas issue of the BMJ always has less stodgy papers and stories than usual.

I think all the escort horror stories portrayed by the media have run their course

[The Bunk]

Anyone going for a few pints tonight?