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    Default You could be done by an escort? or could you?

    Thats my worry. This girl wants you to put 20 euro credit on to her telephone, and then she says you can deduct the 20 euro when paying her .... 100 euro for 30 mins or 200 euro for one hour....What happens if she turns off her phone or doesnt answer it or the mail box is full, or there is bad reception or her battery goes flat or you put it into the wrong phone,or she texts you and says all is ok?

    Well thats the first question. Then you need a calculator to work out how much more to pay.

    I have checked it out

    80 euro for 30 mins, or 180 euro for 60 minutes.....So that makes it very expensive to go for an hour, 100 eros extra,I think

    You would need to book 30 mins for 80 euro; and then another 30 mins for 80 euro, and lo and behold, you have saved yourself 20 euro.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Thats my worry. This girl wants you to put 20 euro credit on to her telephone, and then she says you can deduct the 20 euro when paying her .... 100 euro for 30 mins or 200 euro for one hour....What happens if she turns off her phone or doesnt answer it or the mail box is full, or there is bad reception or her battery goes flat or you put it into the wrong phone,or she texts you and says all is ok?

    Well thats the first question. Then you need a calculator to work out how much more to pay.

    I have checked it out

    80 euro for 30 mins, or 180 euro for 60 minutes.....So that makes it very expensive to go for an hour, 100 eros extra,I think

    You would need to book 30 mins for 80 euro; and then another 30 mins for 80 euro, and lo and behold, you have saved yourself 20 euro.


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    [QUOTE=bollocks;1253795]Thats my worry. This girl wants you to put 20 euro credit on to her telephone, and then she says you can deduct the 20 euro when paying her .... 100 euro for 30 mins or 200 euro for one hour...

    80 euro for 30 mins, or 180 euro for 60 minutes.....So that makes it very expensive to go for an hour, 100 eros extra,I think

    You would need to book 30 mins for 80 euro; and then another 30 mins for 80 euro, and lo and behold, you have saved yourself 20 euro.


    I have a PhD in advanced mathematics, trust me

    you don't save any money as you would give her 2 x 20 euro phone credit and 2 x 80 euro for each half hour = 200 euro

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Thats my worry. This girl wants you to put 20 euro credit on to her telephone, and then she says you can deduct the 20 euro when paying her .... 100 euro for 30 mins or 200 euro for one hour....What happens if she turns off her phone or doesnt answer it or the mail box is full, or there is bad reception or her battery goes flat or you put it into the wrong phone,or she texts you and says all is ok?

    Well thats the first question. Then you need a calculator to work out how much more to pay.

    I have checked it out

    80 euro for 30 mins, or 180 euro for 60 minutes.....So that makes it very expensive to go for an hour, 100 eros extra,I think

    You would need to book 30 mins for 80 euro; and then another 30 mins for 80 euro, and lo and behold, you have saved yourself 20 euro.


    I have a PhD in advanced mathematics, trust me
    What are you talking about?
    Did you took your medicine today hun?!
    When you pay in advance 20 for confirmation of ur booking and then you get there you pay 80 euro more.
    If you want to stay for half hour...no need for calculator .20+80=100
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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Thats my worry. This girl wants you to put 20 euro credit on to her telephone, and then she says you can deduct the 20 euro when paying her .... 100 euro for 30 mins or 200 euro for one hour....What happens if she turns off her phone or doesnt answer it or the mail box is full, or there is bad reception or her battery goes flat or you put it into the wrong phone,or she texts you and says all is ok?

    Well thats the first question. Then you need a calculator to work out how much more to pay.

    I have checked it out

    80 euro for 30 mins, or 180 euro for 60 minutes.....So that makes it very expensive to go for an hour, 100 eros extra,I think

    You would need to book 30 mins for 80 euro; and then another 30 mins for 80 euro, and lo and behold, you have saved yourself 20 euro.


    I have a PhD in advanced mathematics, trust me
    What the fuck was that????

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    My first thought, would it not be a nice gesture to give the lady her full fee and consider the advanced credit a tip?

    Second one, you are already taking a chance paying a lady in advance of receiving any service, for all you know it could be 100 wasted so taking a chance with 20 isn't really a big deal is it? Not like it's the end of the world or anything..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Thats my worry. This girl wants you to put 20 euro credit on to her telephone, and then she says you can deduct the 20 euro when paying her .... 100 euro for 30 mins or 200 euro for one hour....What happens if she turns off her phone or doesnt answer it or the mail box is full, or there is bad reception or her battery goes flat or you put it into the wrong phone,or she texts you and says all is ok?

    Well thats the first question. Then you need a calculator to work out how much more to pay.

    I have checked it out

    80 euro for 30 mins, or 180 euro for 60 minutes.....So that makes it very expensive to go for an hour, 100 eros extra,I think

    You would need to book 30 mins for 80 euro; and then another 30 mins for 80 euro, and lo and behold, you have saved yourself 20 euro.


    I have a PhD in advanced mathematics, trust me
    Do you actually find time to visit any of the ladies in between changing the batteries in your calculator?

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    My first thought, would it not be a nice gesture to give the lady her full fee and consider the advanced credit a tip?

    Second one, you are already taking a chance paying a lady in advance of receiving any service, for all you know it could be 100 wasted so taking a chance with 20 isn't really a big deal is it? Not like it's the end of the world or anything..
    What if it turns out not the be the bird in the pics.... Fuck that!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    What if it turns out not the be the bird in the pics.... Fuck that!!!!
    Then I'd turn and walk away and hope my negative review would be worth 20euro to her. I dare say she wouldn't care and honestly neither would I, not like it's 20 wasted every appointment, out of the few ladies I've met I think maybe 3 of them asked me to bring something with me.. Never been asked for credit but I have sent credit after the appointment on 2 occasions where the lady mentioned her credit was low, just a small gesture of thanks..
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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Thats my worry. This girl wants you to put 20 euro credit on to her telephone, and then she says you can deduct the 20 euro when paying her .... 100 euro for 30 mins or 200 euro for one hour....What happens if she turns off her phone or doesnt answer it or the mail box is full, or there is bad reception or her battery goes flat or you put it into the wrong phone,or she texts you and says all is ok?

    Well thats the first question. Then you need a calculator to work out how much more to pay.

    I have checked it out

    80 euro for 30 mins, or 180 euro for 60 minutes.....So that makes it very expensive to go for an hour, 100 eros extra,I think

    You would need to book 30 mins for 80 euro; and then another 30 mins for 80 euro, and lo and behold, you have saved yourself 20 euro.


    I have a PhD in advanced mathematics, trust me
    100? What happened with the 50 e ones?


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