Alec I'm getting really worried about you . While were talking about graveyard sex, I would be more concerned about the cider drinkers and glue sniffers (as Kieree said) than anything that goes bump in the night. If there was no one there then lets go the whole hog and be really blasphamus. The man wears a priests uniform while the escort wears a nuns uniform (I know I keep going on about the nuns uniform but it's no stranger than Alecs suggestion). Then do a Max Mosely and hang a swastica over a cross. When round one is over then proceed to the nearest church and in the confession box.

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