What NOT to say when you contact a escort:

[Sexy Fernanda]

Question:Are you busy?
Answer:If I was,I hadn't pick up the phone.

Q.Are you working?
A.No,my profile is up just to make EI busier.

Q.Are you open?
A.darling,I'm not a shop.

Q.if I make you cum,can I get a discount?
No but you will be charged double.

Q.If I'm good looking can I get 2 hours for the fee of 1(believe I've had this call once)
A.No darling,you can't,then should be another reason to charge you more.

Q.It's really you in the pic's?
No,is my twin sister.

messages/pm's

Message:You're so beautifullllll
Reply:Thanks for remind me that.

M.Hi my name is…how're you?
R.I'm not up to chat by sms if I never met you.

M.Babe,you're so beautiful,you make me horny
R.No reply

Ps.the questions and messages,they're genuine,just the answers that only goes thought my mind when I hear then but I don't say it out lound.

just few examples that came to my mind right now,following then,what have you said to a escort by call/message/pm
than afterwards you thought,damn it,shouldn't had said that…

girls:what have you heard that you thought:I better don't give a proper answer…

let's the game began…

[mer]

I'm too shy to ring I used to always arrange appointment by pm and she would give me a time to ring and then I would be all shy on the phone but I never have to ask are you available as it's been already done through pm so she just gives me the location to go to on the phone and then boom your there and sweating your shy juice

[Sexy Fernanda]

For the gents:

Q: are you really xx years old?
A: *stern face*

Good one!!!

Gents,fell free to add yours…

[Sexy Fernanda]

I'm too shy to ring I used to always arrange appointment by pm and she would give me a time to ring and then I would be all shy on the phone but I never have to ask are you available as it's been already done through pm so she just gives me the location to go to on the phone and then boom your there and sweating your shy juice

I like that way,booking made by pm,followed by a call confirmation than meet

[Sexy Fernanda]

Lol these are very good. I've kind of used just one of these. I usually ask "are you in x location today?"
This is just incase she hasn't arrived at x location yet. I think its a fair question.

I feel some real enlightenment coming on this one.

is very fair or when you say you will be in X location for 2 day's let's say and then the guy say:Oh but I can do only Y day

Sorry hun,but my tour is only for this 2 day's,if you an't make it;we can leave for next time.

[mer]

I like that way,booking made by pm,followed by a call confirmation than meet

Yep that's what I did was better that way as I would be really shy on the phone and would not be able to ask a question I would end up forgetting and my mind going blank lol

[Sexy Fernanda]

Yep that's what I did was better that way as I would be really shy on the phone and would not be able to ask a question I would end up forgetting and my mind going blank lol

I don't mind if the guy is nervous but what I hate,is when the guy is whispering and you can;t barely hear...

Mer,don't mind,the day we met,I'll look after you hunny bunny

[cuntry_boy]

So, on the flip side, anything you should definitely say to an escort when you ring to ensure you get "service with a smile"?

[mer]

I don't mind if the guy is nervous but what I hate,is when the guy is whispering and you can;t barely hear...

Mer,don't mind,the day we met,I'll look after you hunny bunny

Don't know why people would whisper tho that weird

I know you would cause your a really nice person but it could be a long wait tho as the next time I might be with a girl could be over 20 years time haha lol

[patty]

unfortunately only very few guys get read this thread