I have been getting these pms from Paws lately and I felt that I should share with you fine folk, it seems that Paws wants to be a ghostbuster its true bless him
He went out and bought his little backpack that shoots a really cool red beam of light he was so excited. He couldn't get the uniform so he stole some old man's janitor overalls poor man didnt deserve to be left naked like that paws ffs. He printed his name out on a piece of paper and stuck it on his cool new sweaty smelling of old man's balls uniform. He told me everyday he packs his tino teletubbies lunchbox with jam sandwiches and a juice to be ready for action.
Then.......
It happened.....
He gets a call !!!
Hes really excited and can't wait he jumps in his nissan micra and plays dolly 9 - 5 to get him pumped up ready to ghost bust some ass
When he got there he got the shock of his life it was some 80 year old wrinkly granny whose idea of sexy is sitting on the couch naked and showing paws her steamy and sexy trick smoking a cigarette from her pussy, she then says in her sexiest voice ever...Paws I want you and smiles and shows your toothless gummy mouth
Jesus paws old grannies love a man in uniform don't you know
He was devastated.. he ran home and told me and thats when I had to break it to him..
Theres no such thing as ghostbusters, now the poor guy sits on E-I all fuckin day hoping thats some one will call to catch a ghost poor fella
When theres something strange in the neighbourhood who you going to call westie the teletubby hell even show up in full costume and chase you around your house
In his spare time he likes to fuck barney up the ass, how do you like that barney huh love me now do you, want to hug me will you, a happy fuckin family are we
"whose your daddy !!!!"