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    Default wats your cheesiest chat up line?

    I Lost my number, can I have yours?

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    Didn't I meet you in Istanbul?

    I've never used it, I've just always loved. An older friend always recommended it as an ice breaker to give them a laugh, then the rest is up to you!

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    Your place or mine? hehe no just joking
    although i did use this one once "Can I buy you a drink? You're too pretty a thing to be buying drinks on your own"
    Of course, the lady did get the drink off of me but never saw me again

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    Same outcome, all.the.time. Don't know what I'm doing wrong lads.

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    the most hilarious chat up line a guy ever told me was: is your dad a terrorist cause you're a fucking bomb!!!! or my favorite: do you believe in love at first sight or should i pass again?? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanessa xxx View Post
    the most hilarious chat up line a guy ever told me was: is your dad a terrorist cause you're a fucking bomb!!!! or my favorite: do you believe in love at first sight or should i pass again?? lol
    hey vanessa, did you go out with any of those guys then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twentyeight View Post
    hey vanessa, did you go out with any of those guys then?
    no, but bless them they tried

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanessa xxx View Post
    the most hilarious chat up line a guy ever told me was: is your dad a terrorist cause you're a fucking bomb!!!! or my favorite: do you believe in love at first sight or should i pass again?? lol
    Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you

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    Quote Originally Posted by the nylon guy View Post
    Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you
    not really....keep trying

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanessa xxx View Post
    not really....keep trying
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

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