Early Risers Escort Annoyance Group

[roryman]

Because they wake with that well known salute to all things sacred -
The Morning Hardon (TM)

get all excited, time for action, ring you, make the appointment probably with good intentions, but then:

a/ the wife wakes up - which either kills all thoughts of passion, or if they are lucky - its time for the weekly quickie, so she can get back to sleep!

or

b/ The thought of you, one on one with his masssive tool, is just tooo much, so he knocks out a quickie and then falls asleep

or

c/ His mam rings inviting him to sunday lunch - a home cooked meal vs nookie
You know the winner here!

[thehighwayman]

Turn your phone off untill your ready to get up.

[Dub Lad]

Turn your phone off untill your ready to get up.

Because its probably young kids who are having a sleep over and stay up all night and get their fun out of prank phone calls etc. We all did it like !!!

Unless he sounded older and hes just a lonely fuckhead with nothing better to do than get his jollies off hearing your voice