guess whats in my suitecase ***GAME***

[Forrest]

Your talent is unlimited QPH

[katxxx]

that is very good QPH...
and I may ad, it didn't go on for a full page either, which makes it easy to read!!!

I'm sure that the winner will have a ball with me.

Game closes tomorrow night guys!
xxx

[Quarterpoundher]

and I may ad, it didn't go on for a full page either, which makes it easy to read!!!

You may add what you like Kat, just don’t add it to your suitcase, Hercules himself would rather tackle his 12 labors all over again then attempt to lift it, it doesn’t need it own wheels at this stage, it needs its own engine…

What oh what has that Kat got ???….

Is what’s within
a ball and a bat
if you said that
oh, what a twat

Could it just be
a soft wollen mitten
to warm the svelt hand
of this cute little kitten

Per chance that she has
all manner of toys
if that is the case then
o boys o boys

It tis it’s so stocked
with things of that nature
then what would you choose
to be the main feature

If not, then maybe
It’s lotions and potions
now that would indeed
give all men some notions

It could quite well be
leathers and ropes
If so then pray tell
are we quite the dopes
to miss a chance that
may nare be repeated
to once and for all
make her trunk so depleted

Perhaps it’s packed full
with goodies illicit
that would make a sex shop
look not so explicit

Maybe I do
give her far to much kudos
it may but contain
a perfume from kate moss

But then again, just
It’s packed full of such dreams
that would make a man whimper
before starting to cream

Or possibly nightmares
some dark and some scary
and strange little items
that tickle, cause hairy

Maybe she likes
whips and blindfolds
know not when you enter
what transpire’s and unfold’s
for that you must trust
as never may see
Just what she has next
in the case for thy

Whatever, whatever is in that damned thing
its nothing compared to its owner it seems
so why waste you time on wondering this
worry instead, when Kat starts to Hiss

The prize here is not
a discount or two
its time with a kat
that knows what to do

So when the time comes,
and she emptys your drawers
you’ll care not a jot,
for at least some two hours

and if in your time
your mind it did wander
then the prize that you won
was quite wasted and squandered

would be better that one
with mind on the job
won the fair prize
and had a big k**b

but then again no
cause if that was the case
all the blood would have rushed
to a particular place
if that were to happen
not sure how he can
have ever had power
to think whats within

so maybe its best
our minds are not taxed
with wondering what
this kitty has packed
suffice as to say
one thing it cannot contain
the purr of this tigress
who roar’s much the same

Sorry Kat, I couldn’t resist trying to drag it out to a full page, just to see if I could get the Kitty Kat to show her claws and scratch just a little…….MEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWHHHHHHHH!!! and Chao...

[katxxx]

You never dissapoint QPH!!!! this was funny!!!!
xxx

[Quarterpoundher]

Kat, as you may know, I am running a parallel competition to determine what’s in my Duffel bag, and today is also decision day, the results are in, and have been labored over all day by flypan and ncb (who better) and well…..guess what….your entry is the winner with three correct guess’s. How you knew that I had a copy of this months Lumberjack World, a Thesaurus and a jar of Vaseline for when the Southern Regional Fisheries officers eventually catch me some night, I’ll just never know.

So congratulation’s, you are the proud owner of a 50% reduction of the Qp experience right here at the Studbud farm valid anytime up until the second half of this century, but ideally something much sooner. I’ll PM the codeword you’ll need to get past Security, it’ll be something like…grr, ruff, ruff, snarl, yap, grr… but you’ll have to say it standing on one leg or else the three legged terrier just won’t accept it as valid, let me know before arrival how you want me, mean, moody or magnificent, I’m afraid all three at the same time are not inclusive of your prize…

But Kat, I kid you not, you arrive here anything less then gleaming, and I WILL turn the powerwasher on you…

Ps, you can wrestle that god damned suitcase up to your room by your own sweet self…

[bhoywonder]

am i in the money????

[katxxx]

The copetition has ended guys
Forrest 33
Epsilon & Wonderbouy 32
Haras & Anon 31 (and QPH)
Roryman 30
Thehighwayman 29 points
Faffo 25
Snowball 24
experienced punter 23


this was the final score.... I'll pm all 3 of you with a password, which you will need to quate when you ring me to book, or pm me the date, time and the leanght of booking you prefer. Pls include your mobile number with the pm.
xxx

ps.: I'll post later about what you guys have missed from my case!!!!

[roryman]

Ok fellow losers - new game - who can guess Kats discount password?


Porn
QPH
suitcase

???

[katxxx]

Ok guys here are the items, which nobody got..... for a laugh.
I carry
Maggie cubes... I know.... don't laugh
Plastic containers for food, when we cook it comes in very handy, plus, when changing locations tomatoes peppers whatever food left to carry, plus good to put washing powder into it and stuff
some washing powder or tablet
a quater of a bottle of washing up liquide..... such a waste to buya new bottle into every apartment, plus it's good to clean the bathroom too....
some plastic bags.......

very few of you have listed the following
surprisingly this one -shower gel, but lots put soap.... now I'd be surprised, if most escort gave you soap and not shower gel....
batteries..... I have rechargeble once.... It gets used too much...

the other thing I tought was funny... most of you listed nail varnish, but almost all of you forgott the nail varnish remover , guys you need to wash it off first to put the new one on......

tie..... I don't carry handcuffs... which almost all of you has put in. Tie is two in one. serves for a uniform and as a handcuff......
not many of you listed phone chargers.... either


thing, I never tought I need to carry, is hair straightener
it was silly to list a hairdryer too... Have you ever been in a hotel or serviced apartment, which didn't have one in there as standard???? Besides I hardly ever dry my hair. dry it naturally..... the heat breaks the ends, so I try to avoid it.

I don't own an ipod or mp3 player, but if I did it would be in my handbag really.... I'd say I would want to listen to it on the plane or traveling...

I tought it was funny that you guys have listed cuddly toy takes up a lot of space sorry....

some of you were so clever to pack the bible, a picture of yourselves in there that was funny....
thats what I can think of really

[Quarterpoundher]

CHARLATAN!!!, Call yourself a porn star……NO HAND CUFFS…WTF

And what kind of a skinflint wouldn’t stretch to buying a full bottle of washing powder.

I think maybe ye are charging to much, I know being tight is a prerequisite to being an Escort, but come on, tupperware boxes for the leftover tomatoes???? I thought it was all champagne and oysters, my illusions are shattered on the floor here, you don’t happen to have a dustpan and brush in the bag Kat?

I’m surprised you use rechargeable batteries, no where near the same “power”……I mean……so I’m told….

I didn’t list nail varnish as I figured you probably wore that of by sinking them into the backs of some poor hapless paddy.

[Smug expression] I had phone charger, (along with nearly every other electrical device)

But come on Kat, you said 60 items, and we only got around the mid thirty range, fess up, what else lurks in the depths of that cavernous beast, (the suitcase that is )