The state of mind of an Escort

[Quarterpoundher]

I can think of a few that are worse that what I do:

1 Flatulence Analyst

2 Barnyard Masturbator

3 Mosquito Researcher

4 Sensory Deprivation Research Subject

5 Carcass Cleaner

6 Lab Technician

7 Roofer

8 Recycling plant worker

9 Janitor, Porno Theatre

10 Exorcist

11 Embalmer

12 Security Officer, Tower of London

13 Crime Scene Investigator

14 Hermit

15 Zoo keeper

16 Bomb Expert

17 Sanitation Consultant

18 British Soldier, Iraq

19 Plumber

20 Boxer
Kisses V

WANTED :

Gas Leak Inspector required for North Sea Pipe Line,

WAGES: Negotiable

QUAILIFICATIONS: Gullibility and a smidgen of stupidity

SKILLS REQUIRED: Ability to operate a Cigarette Lighter

MUST BE PREPARED TO TRAVEL…


But if you really want to know what the worlds worst job is, let me take you into the dark underbelly of what goes on in the world of Horse breeding…..

People who Cover (put in Foal) a lot of Mare’s as a commercial venture usually have a little Pony Stallion, whose sole purpose is to help ascertain if the Mare is receptive/in season or not, this might have to be done several times a day for each Mare, and is time consuming and dangerous to use the big Stallion whose Gene’s you intend to pass on, as bringing a big full blooded and up for it Stallion and a not interested Mare together is a recipe for disaster and probable injury, including to people, (and lead’s to more then a bad review)

I have a small little gullible Stallion pony for this purpose. You have to picture this poor fecker trotting out every day with a scrappy do, put em’ up, put em’ up attitude when only one of two thing’s are going to happen, either she was on, in which case he got wheeled away and the big gun’s were brought in, or she was not, and he got a kick in the nut’s for his trouble, he’d fall for it every day and would march out every time as if it was his first day on the job and eager to impress. It must count as one of the worst jobs of all time, although occasionally he would get his oat’s, as someone would want a foal that would not grow very big.

I have a huge Stallion at the moment that is permanently up for it, to such a degree that I have to keep him at least two fields away from the nearest Mare and have so much fencing in place you could do a realistic remake of the great escape. But what’s priceless to watch is that he has learned to associate any Horsebox as being say an “Outcall’’ arriving and all you have to do is bang the door of an empty Horsebox and his head instantly appears over the hedge. (From 200 meters and 2 fields away). It just occurred to me that I suppose I’m kind of an Equine Pimp but paradoxically for the Female’s not the Male’s, and I try to run a reputable Agency.

[Epsilon]

I can think of a few that are worse that what I do:

1 Flatulence Analyst

2 Barnyard Masturbator

3 Mosquito Researcher

4 Sensory Deprivation Research Subject

5 Carcass Cleaner

6 Lab Technician

7 Roofer

8 Recycling plant worker

9 Janitor, Porno Theatre

10 Exorcist

11 Embalmer

12 Security Officer, Tower of London

13 Crime Scene Investigator

14 Hermit

15 Zoo keeper

16 Bomb Expert

17 Sanitation Consultant

18 British Soldier, Iraq

19 Plumber

20 Boxer
Kisses V

Violet I have to object.. Whats wrong with being a bomb expert???????

[TheNads]

These ladies are definitely a unique breed & must be complemented for the inevitable shit they have to put up with. A very lucrative profession, if you have the wherewithall mentally to cope with us lot.

People like this fuckwit have issues with women.
TheNads.

[bigpaws]

Hi everyone
I am thinking of getting an my first escort but am still unsure. My problem is my state of mind i find hard to overcome the fact that within a short time period your fucking a stranger. I want to know what state of mind do escorts have to able to do this to numberous strangers on a daily basis? As well what affect does it not have on there own sex life does it degrade there view of sex so it becomes a service when they are having it for real?

Some women are built with the emotional and mental capabilites to be escorts, some even learn to enjoy it while others love it from day one ............. some men (a lot actually!!) are drawn to this world of escorts, sex with strangers, paying for sex, just sex because it's sex!!!
YOU are not one of those men so move on with your cherry intact, you won't be missed .............

Paws

[lorna123]

i think maybe ur looking 4 reserach on a book r 4 a paper in school r r even newspaper

that s my 2 cents

rachel

[maturesasha]

Escorting offers a new day, everyday. Sleeping with complete strangers, I find, has a buzz of its own. Some guys are gorgeous and fucking them is treat, other guys are just work. It all depends on the connection. Remember, guys can pick the escort that they are attracted to, whereas we have to service them all. Big ones, fat ones, tall and small. What state of mind are we in. Who knows? But I do know you can't compare having sex with a client and having sex with a boyfriend.

[dreamon]

Hi everyone
I am thinking of getting an my first escort but am still unsure. My problem is my state of mind i find hard to overcome the fact that within a short time period your fucking a stranger. I want to know what state of mind do escorts have to able to do this to numberous strangers on a daily basis? As well what affect does it not have on there own sex life does it degrade there view of sex so it becomes a service when they are having it for real?

I can see that this guy is getting roasted here but, unfortunately, he is articulating an attitude to sex and escorts that many punters feel, if not to the same extent. I think that most escorts have had clients who want to "rescue" them from a life of sin. If this guy gets over his moral hang-ups and visits an escort, I would offer him one tip - do not say to the escort "what is a nice girl like you doing in a job like this"