You get your best friend to slap you, until you wake up!
Yes a lot of escorts are charming, because they are good at their jobs.
The best escorts will make you feel like you are Brad Pitt's, better looking and funnier brother
But it is just a fantasy, and never going to work.
How would you deal with jealousy, explaining how you met, to dear old mum etc etc
Its quite common for blokes to think an escort is just waiting for some prince charming to take them away from the day job and "rescue them".
But ... hello...newsflash, a lot of girls dont want rescuing and enjoy their job - shocking I know
Have great sex with an escort, but look for love elsewhere