Head Hunting

[Curvaceous Kate]

Ok here is a new game.

You choose 3 headings that run in consecutive order and make up a sentence or headline with them. Here is an example.

happy to work with tight foreskin?
So true
wanks

Here is my version...

I'm happy to work with tight foreskin? Said Harriet Harman to the reporter. "So true" she said, "It wanks being so up tight!". At which point she woke up and realised it was all a dirty dream.

*Please note this is just pretend and she didn't really dream or say this. No Harrits were harmed in creating this example.*