I'm deeply offended!

[very shy guy]

cars are far too complicated yokes i have no time for them last time i tried to move a car it kept jumping and not moving and then some fella screaming in your ear let your foot up easy off the clutch and you scream back its fooking impossible to lift it up any slower ya clown so yes i never even got to move a car in my life apart from them fecking jumps tug tug tug...... so i have hung up the gloves and never going to drive in my life there far too complicated the oul busses and push bike will do me

ps. what the feck does the birds and the bees mean

Sounds as if you had kangeroo petrol in it Mer,its all about getting the feel of the clutch and accelerator pedals,just get out into a big field and have a pratice.

[Stephanie]

I do not know more about fecking cars than I do about sex! Fuck that sideways, backwards and any other faaacking direction that exists!

A new survey apparently shows that 90% of men know more about automobiles than sex. Over 1,500 men were surveyed, with 1 in 12 apparently thinking their sex organs were in their ears! Where the faaacking faaack do they find these guys?? And more importantly, where the faaaaack did they learn about the 'birds and the bees'?????

FFS I can't even open the bonnet of my old banger of a car!

Car/Sex Survey

My Awesome LDM

You may not know about cars, but you know enough (plenty) about sex

You know how to 'open' other things

[ladiesman217]

My Awesome LDM

You may not know about cars, but you know enough (plenty) about sex

You know how to 'open' other things

*cough*

I errmmm.... haven't the slightest idea what you mean

[Stephanie]

*cough*

I errmmm.... haven't the slightest idea what you mean

LOL x Yea, just go on, play the innocent xx

[ladiesman217]

LOL x Yea, just go on, play the innocent xx

Oh would you look at that I left the oven on!

*LDM runs away*