taking a dump in an escorts toilet...

[Dub Lad]

So the other day I went for a carvey dinner at a local hotel, I had roast beef etc with loadsa gravy, it was ok but the gravy seemed a bit stale!
Anyway, I was feelin a bit horny and decided to get on the phone to see were any lovely ladies available, got tru to the 2nd one I tried, made the appointment and turned up a half hour later and as I was entering her apartment, my stomach started to rumble!
Offered a shower which I availed of, and when I got out my stomach really started to make funny noises so I decided to leave the shower running and take a much needed dump!
Only problem was, it wasn't a normal shit, it was a massive flood of manure that completely stank the place out!
She wasn't very impressed and almost threw up with the smell LOL

Is it ok to take a dump at an escorts or was I wrong?

Shame on you for leaving the shower running while you took your dump such a waste of electricity and water, atrocious crime in my opinion.

[Derry lad]

So the other day I went for a carvey dinner at a local hotel, I had roast beef etc with loadsa gravy, it was ok but the gravy seemed a bit stale!
Anyway, I was feelin a bit horny and decided to get on the phone to see were any lovely ladies available, got tru to the 2nd one I tried, made the appointment and turned up a half hour later and as I was entering her apartment, my stomach started to rumble!
Offered a shower which I availed of, and when I got out my stomach really started to make funny noises so I decided to leave the shower running and take a much needed dump!
Only problem was, it wasn't a normal shit, it was a massive flood of manure that completely stank the place out!
She wasn't very impressed and almost threw up with the smell LOL

Is it ok to take a dump at an escorts or was I wrong?

ROTFL!
Cringed for you mate!

[WatWatWat]

Name and shame the hotel.

[machinecock]

Hey, Machinecock. Are you JoePoker?

Who or what is Joepoker??

[Rocker123]

Could have been worse,what if you had been half way through the appointment ?,some mess then.

As in..... I'm cuming! I'm cuming! No wait! I'm going! I'm going! Ahhhhhh!

[Usernamed]

As in..... I'm cuming! I'm cuming! No wait! I'm going! I'm going! Ahhhhhh!

Hahaha! Brilliant!

Who or what is Joepoker??

Click the name that's highlighted in green.

[Naughtynatalie]

So the other day I went for a carvey dinner at a local hotel, I had roast beef etc with loadsa gravy, it was ok but the gravy seemed a bit stale!
Anyway, I was feelin a bit horny and decided to get on the phone to see were any lovely ladies available, got tru to the 2nd one I tried, made the appointment and turned up a half hour later and as I was entering her apartment, my stomach started to rumble!
Offered a shower which I availed of, and when I got out my stomach really started to make funny noises so I decided to leave the shower running and take a much needed dump!
Only problem was, it wasn't a normal shit, it was a massive flood of manure that completely stank the place out!
She wasn't very impressed and almost threw up with the smell LOL

Is it ok to take a dump at an escorts or was I wrong?

Under normal circumstances it is NOT ok to take a dump at an escorts apartment but emergency's happen and your situation comes under emergency's. If it does happen gents should have the decency to make sure they leave no evidence behind, check toilet after flushing and clean if necessary, we arent your mothers/wives/girlfriends after all. Obviously the smell isnt easy to get rid of so perhaps an apology after the appointment or a glowing review would suffice. Oh and as Sao said I hope you showered throughly afterwards.

Shame on you for leaving the shower running while you took your dump such a waste of electricity and water, atrocious crime in my opinion.

Love your energy concerns, green star for you

Make an appointment with Jessica, and combine these two majestic acts of nature

Ewwwwww ......................... Pimp

[WatWatWat]

Premature Evacuation is a bitch.

[Rocker123]

Premature Evacuation is a bitch.

Brilliant! Lol

[Cable87]

What can anyone say about this? If ya gotta go, ya gotta go! But certainly, it would be both ideal and preferable to sort yourself out BEFORE showing up to an appointment, but that's of course still better than a mid-punt 'accident' taking place! Better to give yourself the same rules about punting as there are for swimming: NO PUNTING FOR AT LEAST ONE HOUR after eating!