The Unstoppable Force vs The Immovable Object
There we were..... only metres between us..... him and I..... preparing to engage in battle, a battle that would only have one survivor..... The thunder roared throughout the dark shadow sky..... Lightning corrupted the once peaceful landscape, as though it were a preview of what was to come..... Many mighty a battle has been fought throughout Earth's time..... But this time even the Gods dread not watch the coming terror.....
Lava spewed from the ground, engulfing everything in its path..... But still they stood..... Eyes locked on with glares that would paralyze the Titans..... The pits of Tartarus seemed a fitting bunker for escaping perhaps the clash of the Omegas.....
In battles past the devil would watch on with glee..... But even he dared not look on the forthcoming battle.....
Suddenly..... Everything stopped..... The thunder, lightning, everything..... All looked calm..... Then a bright light pierced the shadow sky and came hurtling towards the Omegas..... Then everything went white.....
The light grew dim as the darkness of the shadows returned to the velvet sky..... And the Omegas engaged..... One by one they spilled blood, ripped flesh..... The Omegas' might created ripples throughout the Earth, spawning earthquakes throughout the continents..... The weather kept altering..... From torrential rain to blistering blizzards..... But the Omegas fought on..... They threw the might of the stars at each other..... Never before has the universe had to brace itself for a clash of beings so formidable..... Even Chuck Norris departed the planet in fear of the aftermath of the battle.....
Days passed..... Turned into weeks, weeks into months..... But still they battled..... Each refusing to give in, refusing to let their rival defeat them..... Blood spilling from every inch of their bodies..... Flesh destroyed layer by layer..... It appeared it would go on forever..... But there were other forces at work that not even the Omegas knew existed..... The might of the solar star burst through the universe..... The shadow sky disappeared, as did the creatures that came with it..... The Omegas, exhausted, still fought until the solar star laid waste to the land that they stood on..... Then suddenly all went quiet.....
Minutes had passed and the smoke, fumes and haze had lifted..... The Omegas were gone, nowhere to be seen..... The solar star had restored balance to the Earth, by banishing the Omegas to different dimensions..... Where each could live in peace and independent of the other..... So this could never happen again.....
But..... Never cannot last forever.....
And that concludes the tale of LDM vs the 2 inch spider!!!!!
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Originally Posted by ladiesman217
Thought i was stupid - doc - but if you did'nt understand it 
, until I read the last line!!!
