One of the principal differences between a woman and a volcano is that a volcano doesn't fake eruptions.
Tim Dedopulos.
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One of the principal differences between a woman and a volcano is that a volcano doesn't fake eruptions.
Tim Dedopulos.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.
Olin Miller.
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The morning the wife and I broke up, you could hear a pin drop in our house. I didn't see the hand grenade in her other hand.
Roy Brown.
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She said she would scream for help. I told her I didn't need any help.
Bob Hope.
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10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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A man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets she took him.
John Simpson.
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During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a motel.
Rodney Dangerfield.
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Two is company. Three is fifty bucks.
Joan Rivers.
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Red Skelton.
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Anyone who thinks that marriage is a fifty - fifty proposition doesn't understand women or fractions.
Jackie Mason.
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For their twenty - fifth wedding anniversary, they gave each other inscribed tombstones. Hers read''Here lies my wife, cold as usual'' while his read '' Here lies my husband, stiff at last''.
Jack South.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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