I remember the first time I had sex-I still have the receipt.
Groucho Marx.
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I remember the first time I had sex-I still have the receipt.
Groucho Marx.
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10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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A woman will sometimes forgive the man who tries to seduce her, but never the man who misses the opportunity when offered.
Charles de Talleyrand.
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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
Jim Samuels.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men-the other nine hundred and ninety-nine follow women.
Groucho Marx.
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The purpose of sexual intercourse is to get it over with as long as possible.
Steven Mark Singer.
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The proliferation of massage establishments in London in the last few years appears to indicate a dramatic increase in muscular disorders amongst the male population.
Evelyn Waugh.
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I don't know how much it costs to get married - I'm still paying for it.
Les Dawson.
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I bank at this women's bank. Everybody is in the red three or four days a month.
Judith Carter.
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There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
James McGavran.
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Women like silent men. They think they are listening.
Marcel Achard.
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