im very straight and to the point
Here is what it might go like.
Client- Hello love
West- Less of that stuff now.what do you want?
Client- an hour booking
West - with who?
Client - Lorna
West- ok so what are you looking for?
Client - CIM
West- I thought it was Lorna you wanted?
Client - It is
West- You sure ?
Client - Yes Lorna with CIM
West- now listen up your assclown.Which girl do you want?
Client - Lorna
West - Ok good i will ask her.Anything else you want to ask?
Client- Yep.
West- Whats that?
Client - Does she she do CIM?
West - How the fuck should i know what those two get up to?
Client - Will you ask her please?
West - OK one sec.
20 mins later?
West - Sorry bout that ,i was having my lunch.What did you want me to ask again?
Client- CIM !!!!!!!!!
West - Easy chill man. What about Lorna?
Client - I want to see her?
West - But i thought it was CIM?
Client - Ask lorna does she do CIM
West - Thats none of my bus asking her that.
Client - Your her sec.
West - Go fuck off.
Client - Im putting up a nasty review.
West - No probs.Make sure you stcik a pair of rats testicles next to it.
Client - Cunt.
West - Which one CIM or Lorna?
Client - ..........................................
See qualified for the job,
Westside.