i have a gift ;)

**mer** · 17-09-12, 19:11

right folks i have a gift i am a psychic

and best of all im free so you dont need to look at that garbage that does be on TV3 and dont have to waste your money lol

so pop down your requests here and i shall answer

may the force be with you all

**mellors** · 17-09-12, 19:18

Originally Posted by mer

right folks i have a gift i am a psychic

and best of all im free so you dont need to look at that garbage that does be on TV3 and dont have to waste your money lol

so pop down your requests here and i shall answer

may the force be with you all

Will i get laid tommorrow ? If so how much will i have to pay ?

**FullLife** · 17-09-12, 19:20

Is LeatherHeaven actually building a giant "FrankenCow" to take over the world?
Ladies, just in case, stop sending him your leather clothes!

**mer** · 17-09-12, 19:22

Originally Posted by mellors

Will i get laid tommorrow ? If so how much will i have to pay ?

In get Sences that you will not get laid but some lady might ravish you she might even rub a nipple or 2 in your face

**mer** · 17-09-12, 19:24

Originally Posted by FullLife

Is LeatherHeaven actually building a giant "FrankenCow" to take over the world?
Ladies, just in case, stop sending him your leather clothes!

My sources say that he makes himself leather knickers and wears them and dancing in the mirror kicking his lips and saying weird stuff. He is a weirdo

**Dub Lad** · 17-09-12, 19:25

Mer: What is your name?

DL: Shouldn’t you know it already?

Meri: I’m getting something…A name…Will? Rob?

DL: My UNCLE BOB?

Mer Yes! Uncle Bob!

DL: I don’t have an Uncle Bob.

**mellors** · 17-09-12, 19:31

Originally Posted by mer

In get Sences that you will not get laid but some lady might ravish you she might even rub a nipple or 2 in your face

Close enough !

**mer** · 17-09-12, 19:32

Originally Posted by Dub Lad

Mer: What is your name?

DL: Shouldn’t you know it already?

Meri: I’m getting something…A name…Will? Rob?

DL: My UNCLE BOB?

Mer Yes! Uncle Bob!

DL: I don’t have an Uncle Bob.

I am the forbidden fruit

the fruit that is illegal to buy

ha

**mer** · 17-09-12, 19:46

im getting some strong vibes here i think Miss Alisha wants to lick my face

o come out of hiding miss sexy im here for the taking come get me baby

hehe

god damn mods get a smiley on the site that has a lick face

**mer** · 17-09-12, 19:52

Originally Posted by Miss Alisha

Rub your magic ball three times mystic mer -

Am I ever going to get enough of the horny men from Escort Ireland

ok im rubbing my magic ball now

and the answer is simply nope you wont, once your advert is up on the site you will have loads and loads of calls cause your just so god damn sexy

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