What would you want said to you when you first enter Heaven?

**royaler** · 13-07-12, 22:22

Originally Posted by Funny Bone

Assuming you get there of course. (Im assuming none of you have plans to go there anytime soon of course)

For me Im not too fused, I mean the big man in the sky doesnt even need to get up off his seat to greet me.

But I would like him to say 'yeh you lived a decent life and even though you were no perfect you tried to do the best that you could with what is you had, you never did anyone any undue harm, never caused a fight over anything unjustly and you amused some of the people some of the time, oh and just as a warning all of the Elvis impersonators that have ever died and gone to Heaven are still dressed as Elvis so I would give it a couple days before you go looking for the real one, and if you see Marlon Brando watch yourself as ever since he came out on his deathbed he has been having it away all over the place with as many men as possible, honestly its like the prison showers up her half the time, hes on Cloud 9 by the way, literally,this is your one her Cloud 25. Anyway what was I saying ye decent life and all that jazz, good to your mother, whatever, ta ta for now love'.

Its not word for word but you get the basic idea!

"What kept you ... we sent her down to get you and now you get to be with her all the time!!!!!

**WatWatWat** · 13-07-12, 22:52

Welcome home son. (i'll be really missed when i'm gone. I'm gods gift)

**very shy guy** · 13-07-12, 22:55

Hopefully "What kept you" although I doubt that I will be going there.Sorry Royaler I replied to the start of the thread and had not seen your answer,and what Angel would he be refering to pray tell ?.

**wolrac** · 13-07-12, 23:00

When i finally make it upstairs big G will ask what did you do in life ? I'll answer I was a punter with E-I . Big G will say Come in my son you've been in hell long enough .

**UB40** · 13-07-12, 23:53

Earth is safe at last!

**wolfie** · 14-07-12, 00:17

Eve is all yours mate .......

**longtipp** · 14-07-12, 02:14

I've just sent the virgin to your room.

**doodlebug** · 14-07-12, 05:10

Ah Doodles, welcome aboard, I don't need to explain to much to you as you have already met many of the angels when you were visiting the ladies of EI,

**ksteve** · 14-07-12, 07:55

Ah Steve, come in. Despite all your faults, you were a good man. A Guinness ?

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