What would the neighbours say?

[GriffW]

If they knew what was going on behind your closed doors? I guess this one is more for the ladies (but I'm sure some of the more experienced gents might have the odd narrow escape or two that they might care to share?) -

I have been very impressed with the sublime discretion that you ladies (resident escorts in particular), seem to manage in maintaining your apartments. I haven’t visited that many admittedly but the standards of neatness & hygiene that I’ve seen are a credit to you (there was one exception, but enough about her).
It also intrigues me the way some of you in particular have been able to maintain the same address for some considerable time, without being hustled out by your neighbours or landlord/lady. How on earth do you manage that?
I’m sure you also have some amusing incidents where the cat has nearly been let out of the bag due to noise or clients banging on wrong doors etc, I’d love to hear those stories.

[ChunkyJoe]

If they knew what was going on behind your closed doors? I guess this one is more for the ladies (but I'm sure some of the more experienced gents might have the odd narrow escape or two that they might care to share?) -

I have been very impressed with the sublime discretion that you ladies (resident escorts in particular), seem to manage in maintaining your apartments. I haven’t visited that many admittedly but the standards of neatness & hygiene that I’ve seen are a credit to you (there was one exception, but enough about her).
It also intrigues me the way some of you in particular have been able to maintain the same address for some considerable time, without being hustled out by your neighbours or landlord/lady. How on earth do you manage that?
I’m sure you also have some amusing incidents where the cat has nearly been let out of the bag due to noise or clients banging on wrong doors etc, I’d love to hear those stories.

Firstly I doubt anyone will furnish you with stories like those.

Secondly... these ladies are professional...they know how to be discreet.

[GriffW]

Firstly I doubt anyone will furnish you with stories like those.

Secondly... these ladies are professional...they know how to be discreet.

Firstly, you more than most should not be surprised at would stories are furnished on this site

Secondly, I know the ladies are professional. I was acknowledging that very fact and complimenting them on it

[ChunkyJoe]

Firstly, you more than most should not be surprised at would stories are furnished on this site

Secondly, I know the ladies are professional. I was acknowledging that very fact and complimenting them on it

Fair dues....just making sure.

[nitram]

Having lived in an apartment some years ago you hear the comings and goings of residents and visitors all the time. Some are noisy, others are loud, ladies wearing heels are easy to identify but those who move about quietly are never noticed and it is the latter category that most punters will fall into. Apartment buildings are by their very nature are impersonal places, from time to time you might recognise a face or two, but most residents who are renting are strangers to each other.

[mexicanmagic]

Where I live everybody just keeps to themselves and are not nosey,they are there if you need them but dont
get involved other than that.It is the way it should be,each to their own,live your life as you see fit