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    Oh anon you know me so well, we both have one little thing in common, if i come over can we play with each other, "find the wennie" oh please ......

    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    Anon said I wouldn't mind getting my claws around that ..!!! You know I give such a manly persona but I'm really a pussy cat it nerd and I'm suck of helping everyone so i need some tlc langer and Clyde told me your very submissive well corkie babe what about it .......
    I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy

    Luna just melts my heart, treat her well,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray View Post
    Oh anon you know me so well, we both have one little thing in common, if i come over can we play with each other, "find the wennie" oh please ......
    Put a corkie in my ass and watch me blow it out with a fart ....
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    and at that moment, mer walks in, ok anon, james (the langer), lets play who cums first, but we all have to play with ........
    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    Put a corkie in my ass and watch me blow it out with a fart ....
    I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy

    Luna just melts my heart, treat her well,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray View Post
    and at that moment, mer walks in, ok anon, james (the langer), lets play who cums first, but we all have to play with ........
    A dried slice of bread cos we don't have any biscuits to play the soggy biscuit... You know who ever cums last has to eat it ....
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    with some of anons and james cottege cheese on the,,........

    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    A dried slice of bread cos we don't have any biscuits to play the soggy biscuit... You know who ever cums last has to eat it ....
    I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy

    Luna just melts my heart, treat her well,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray View Post
    with some of anons and james cottege cheese on the,,........
    Aaah Noooo says Clyde you lot are sick .....
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    just because you cant get any women at this bar does not mean you cant pay for them, so Anon and James(the small langer for cork) head back to the bar to chat up Luna, Karla, eve4ever, the three girl start laughing at anon & james (the small langer from cork).............

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    Aaah Noooo says Clyde you lot are sick .....
    I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy

    Luna just melts my heart, treat her well,

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    Hang on a second.. whats with the small langer shite...

    And does Anon know he is being ridiculed...

    Im telling..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Hang on a second.. whats with the small langer shite...

    And does Anon know he is being ridiculed...

    Im telling..
    Of course he does he knows everything here he's just waiting to pounce.... On yr langer
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    from behind with his little langer, anon will be "lion" on you trying to push his little langer into the langer from cork, but it wont reach and James the small langer from cork lets a shout at .......

    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    Of course he does he knows everything here he's just waiting to pounce.... On yr langer
    Last edited by Ray; 18-07-12 at 23:00.
    I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy

    Luna just melts my heart, treat her well,

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