Been Irish and proud-and short of a full loaf

[redcar2]

Ireland its perfectly acceptable to call your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown adult, • Saying 'Now we're sucking diesel' means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation, • Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time, • You're scared of the wooden spoon, • The word 'like' goes in every sentence, • You can say "Any craic' to a garda and you won't get arrested, • ...'The dogs' bollocks' means something brilliant UnlikeLike · • Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are called 'minerals', • 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing anything, • The best cure for a hangover is more drink, • Nobody can go a day without saying 'Jaysus', • 'Meeting' has a double meaning, • Tea is the solution to every problem, • And water is the solution to every GAA injury, • "I got stuck behind a tractor' is a perfectly valid reason for being late, • We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park, • You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. 'I had a rake of drink last night' or "I'll be out in a minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner', • GAA is considered religion,

•When you were young, you went to bed when Glenroe was over, • If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight, • 'Fuck off' means 'Are you serious?', ... ... • The person that you insult most is probably your best friend, • Saying 'I will yea' means that you definitely won't, • "Fuck it, its grand' means that you couldn't be bother finish it properly!

Its true what they say ya cant beat the irish,we truely are funny f**kers lol

[samlad]

Many of these apply to the Brits too, fella.

[TiffanyTees]

'Thanks a million'


Tiff xxx

[WatWatWat]

Many of these apply to the Brits too, fella.

shur the brits have no sense of humour atall atall.

[TiffanyTees]

O to be shur we do me little wee fella


Tiff xxx

[samlad]

shur the brits have no sense of humour atall atall.

Well, I did until I started moderating! LOL!

[funlover12]

all foriegn escorts should have to read this thread!

its the dogs bollox

[Anna23]

Ireland its perfectly acceptable to call your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown adult, • Saying 'Now we're sucking diesel' means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation, • Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time, • You're scared of the wooden spoon, • The word 'like' goes in every sentence, • You can say "Any craic' to a garda and you won't get arrested, • ...'The dogs' bollocks' means something brilliant UnlikeLike · • Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are called 'minerals', • 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing anything, • The best cure for a hangover is more drink, • Nobody can go a day without saying 'Jaysus', • 'Meeting' has a double meaning, • Tea is the solution to every problem, • And water is the solution to every GAA injury, • "I got stuck behind a tractor' is a perfectly valid reason for being late, • We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park, • You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. 'I had a rake of drink last night' or "I'll be out in a minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner', • GAA is considered religion,

•When you were young, you went to bed when Glenroe was over, • If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight, • 'Fuck off' means 'Are you serious?', ... ... • The person that you insult most is probably your best friend, • Saying 'I will yea' means that you definitely won't, • "Fuck it, its grand' means that you couldn't be bother finish it properly!

Its true what they say ya cant beat the irish,we truely are funny f**kers lol

Indeed all foreign escorts should read this!
It took me 4 years to figure all this out on my own, mostly because the vast majority of irish will deny that this is the way things are, right in your face if you are a foreigner. Probably just for the crack of it.
I'm much happier since I realized that irish are just funny rather than anything else.
Thanks for posting this.

[Violette]

They call their penises ' me mickey'. And refer to it as a living person.

[anon361]

They call their penises ' me mickey'. And refer to it as a living person.

What are you trying to say, he isn't