Famous last words....

**samlad** · 03-07-12, 15:17

"If you don't like it, you can just fuck off!"

Keith Moon, 6th September 1978 ...to girlfriend Annette Walter-Lax after she refused to cook him a breakfast of steak and eggs, then proceeded to down 26 pills of clomethiazole, intended for relief of his alcohol urges.

Any more folks?

**Fitzy** · 03-07-12, 15:19

Originally Posted by samlad

"If you don't like it, you can just fuck off!"

Keith Moon, 6th September 1978 ...to girlfriend Annette Walter-Lax after she refused to cook him a breakfast of steak and eggs, then proceeded to down 26 pills of clomethiazole, intended for relief of his alcohol urges.

Any more folks?

Fecking bitch should have cooked him steak and eggs.

**samlad** · 03-07-12, 15:22

Originally Posted by wingman

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Wild Bill Clinton obviously needs no introduction.

Only one form of 'introduction'....

**Karla baby** · 03-07-12, 15:22

"Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here" - Nostradamus

**WatWatWat** · 03-07-12, 15:22

"Please don't hit me with that hammer". My granny. She was.nt famous though.

**Martin Ward** · 03-07-12, 15:24

Former Heavyweight Champ Max Baer.

When experiencing chest pains in a hotel the desk clerk told him that the 'house doctor would be right up', to which Baer replied jokingly

"No Dummy, I need a people doctor"

Then later as he began to slump and turn blue he uttered his last words.

"Oh God, here I go"

**benin** · 03-07-12, 15:27

"myself and the wallpaper are in a fight to the death"

oscar wilde

(not last words but he was on his death bed)

**69patrick69** · 03-07-12, 15:28

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!
Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair.
He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.

**nitram** · 03-07-12, 15:29

What do you mean I can't draw any money out of my account ?

Ulster Bank Customer multiply statement by 1000's

What do you mean were sinking ?
Captain of the Titanic

Would the last person leaving the country Please Switch Off The Lights
Unknown Irish emigrant.

**TiffanyTees** · 03-07-12, 15:29

“Brothers! Brothers, please! This is a house of peace!”
Malcolm X

Just before he was shot sixteen times.

Tiff xxx

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