Want to shag my BARBER....

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My male Barber recently fled Ireland due to the recession.....going to him for the last 7 years so i have being forced too look and test different barbers....my conclusion is like most things you get what you pay for....tried a lad who charged 12.50euro.....i am not jokin...he must have learned how to cut hair while serving time in prison!!!.....useless....also he seem to suffer with a nervous disposition.....taught he was going to take a chunk out of my ears a few times......and the worse feckin part was when he asked me at the end "if i was happy with it".........yeah,great thats and i give him a tip of 3euro.......all the time thinking to myself its not that bad.....i can sort this with gel,hairspray etc......but i knew deep,deeep down it was a complete mess!!!!.......i get my hair cut every 3 weeks max and he was an Irish chap but i wont be back.......that was three weeks ago so today headed to a Grafton Barber outlet....have been before when my spanish fella went on holidays etc....so i get a lovely chinese girl about 23-24 with very good english....nice looking girl,about a size 12 no bigger with a great rack......chatting away from the minute i seat in the chair....Bejing.....yack de yack.....she treated me so well.......i swear she was playing and pulling my hair between the cutting,washing,drying it and the some lotion in a blue bottle.....by the time the blue bottle came i was soo relaxed and turned on my eyes where rolling around in my head....all i can remember is looking in the mirror and her looking back at me...she knew i was really enjoying it.....then she started massaging my neck and top of my shoulders......we look again at each other through the mirror.....she is turned on or at least somewhat stimulated....the look on her face......talk about clicking........in the end hair cut was great.....22.50e,expensive but the feeling she gave me priceless.......she was so helpful....i swear to you i think if i had asked her to carry me back to the car she would have done it!!.........Any one else any amusing situation with hairdresser or barber......