Flyshit Is An Idiot ...............

[carlos marvado]

I had one of those funny type of dreams last night; one of those momentous Martin Luther King type dreams; and guess what, I actually met the King. No, not MLK, the other King.....Elvis Presley. We talked for a while...... he spoke of music, R&R, R&B, soul, country. He also talked about booze, drugs, gun contol and the state of his grave.

But before I came out of this dream, Elvis stopped talking and he paused for some considerable time to gather his thoughts together.When he spoke again, he seemed more alive and lucid then at any point in the dream. And what he said to me in his deep southern drawl was the following (verbatim):

"Uh Carlos, I wanna thank you for vistin me in yore dream man. It's kinna nice to see that after 30 years folks still appreciate me and my kinna music. I'm just so glad to be in peoples hearts, and minds and dreams ..... it kinna keeps me alive ya know. And eh, Carlos man, before you wake up, there are uh 2 messages that I,d be obliged if you kud pass on to the nice folk at E-I. Tell em all Carlos....................tell em that ...................



Elvis lives! Elvis is still the King!



and





Flyshit is an idiot!

[Honey/Alexi D]

I had one of those funny type of dreams last night; one of those momentous Martin Luther King type dreams; and guess what, I actually met the King. No, not MLK, the other King.....Elvis Presley. We talked for a while...... he spoke of music, R&R, R&B, soul, country. He also talked about booze, drugs, gun contol and the state of his grave.

But before I came out of this dream, Elvis stopped talking and he paused for some considerable time to gather his thoughts together.When he spoke again, he seemed more alive and lucid then at any point in the dream. And what he said to me in his deep southern drawl was the following (verbatim):

"Uh Carlos, I wanna thank you for vistin me in yore dream man. It's kinna nice to see that after 30 years folks still appreciate me and my kinna music. I'm just so glad to be in peoples hearts, and minds and dreams ..... it kinna keeps me alive ya know. And eh, Carlos man, before you wake up, there are uh 2 messages that I,d be obliged if you kud pass on to the nice folk at E-I. Tell em all Carlos....................tell em that ...................



Elvis lives! Elvis is still the King!



and





Flyshit is an idiot!

Look Flypan, I'm not getting involved in this so dont take my next comment the wrong way please.


Carlos....... Mate thats one of the funniest f*ckin posts I've read in ages......

[carlos marvado]

Thank you very much Alexi. You are so kind. I just like to bring a little cheer into people's lives.

I promise to dream about you tonight Alexi. We can talk in our dream.... but only talk.....i c'ant afford anything more at the moment.








Alexi Diamond voted No. 1 by Bigpaws
Carlos Marvado voted funniest in a long time (living or dead) by Alexi Diamond.