I reckon we could make most of the journey by road with the aid of a couple of boat trips. From Romania head South. We'd make to Turkey and then on to enjoy some Persian company. A quick hop to savour the Indian sub-continent and then foot down until we reach Thailand and Vietnam. Swing up through China - delicious. Have to take in South Korea-lovely girls. Don't know much about East Russia but we'd probably have over indulged when back in China so it would a crazy race to make the ferry cross the Bering Sea. Down through Alaska to Seattle and then you'll be a couple of short days away from those Californian babes. At that point we'd probably have to consult a map. Anyway, the golfers would be restless and want to taste the championship courses.
And who said that they would hate to win the Lottery?