Congratulations Patricia, that was some April Fools Day joke. But jesting aside, it is already common practice for some of the more sophisticated ladies to provide a meal and even wine for in-call overnight stays. If any punters are interested in gastronomic reviews, I will be happy to oblige. There are some really great cooks out there and the desserts are usually divine.
As my favourite little lady is a beautiful size 8, i'd hate to see her stuffing herself with umpteen colesterol packed Big Macs, KFCs, etc per day. There's only one type of stuffing she requires. Me!!!!!!
Anyway, Happy April Fools Day to one and all. If you can't beat the fools, join them.