New to this.......would like a few pointers.

[Banjaxed]

I don't mean this in a miserable troll-type way but I can never understand what "pointers" folks think they need.

When I started out punting when I was 24 I phoned an escort or rolled up on a massage parlour basically just trying not to burst out of the front of me trousers.

I'm absolutely mystified about this "need pointers" thing......

I was just wondering about this very thing this evening. At least in my experience I'm just overly worrisome and cautious, and I think people in general are more cautious about things. I blame our litigious health and safety culture.

[Disco Biscuit]

I don't mean this in a miserable troll-type way but I can never understand what "pointers" folks think they need.

When I started out punting when I was 24 I phoned an escort or rolled up on a massage parlour basically just trying not to burst out of the front of me trousers.

I'm absolutely mystified about this "need pointers" thing......

we'll need to tell them where to put it and what to do with it next Lincoln

[ksteve]

.........as it says on the tin

Welcome fella -- just have lots of fun !!

[EnglishAlex]

I don't mean this in a miserable troll-type way but I can never understand what "pointers" folks think they need.

When I started out punting when I was 24 I phoned an escort or rolled up on a massage parlour basically just trying not to burst out of the front of me trousers.

I'm absolutely mystified about this "need pointers" thing......

Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance

[Banjaxed]

Anyone any views on this "punting" phone issue? Is it still advisable even when you've no immediate other to hide your activities from.

[Lincoln]

we'll need to them where to put it and what to do with it next Lincoln

Yeah mate for real. For me back in the day it didnt matter if an appointment was good bad or indifferent, it was all over-poweringly exciting. Youre out there on a trip. A bit of self-discovery.

Just go out and do it...

[Shirley Joy]

Sorry friend which direction you going and I try to show you the way ..... In this place if you don't spit it out you'll get squashed and there's no need to be shy

still luv yer sig

[Disco Biscuit]

Yeah mate for real. For me back in the day it didnt matter if an appointment was good bad or indifferent, it was all over-poweringly exciting. Youre out there on a trip. A bit of self-discovery.

Just go out and do it...

Thats very true, all this over analysing and going over things, looking for tips just spoils things, like you say, just go out and do it.

In my book there is no such thing as bad sex.

When sex is good its great, when sex is "bad", its still good!

[warmcome]

Alex has given sage advice for a beginner. i also see Lincoln's 'just do it'
angle. one can never fully prepare and one must learn from doing.

[EnglishAlex]

Anyone any views on this "punting" phone issue? Is it still advisable even when you've no immediate other to hide your activities from.

Yes it is. It isn't just about a significant other finding out, but protecting your privacy too. Unfortunately some ladies think it's acceptable to contact clients, to let them know they're available in their area. Touting for business. It's not the done thing in my eyes but it happens, even on Christmas day!

Also, imagine if an escorts phone is stolen or she loses it. Your number could end up in the public arena which might be detrimental to your career etc too. Always best to err on the side of caution with these things Banjaxed.