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  1. Default is my weener to small :D

    lol.


    Is my weener gonna get me a laugher?


    Unfortunatly I obviously come from shit stock lol because I was hoping to get a escort tomorrow so measured myself tonight.




    Smaller than expected lol.

    We were talkin about a paltry 3" in length, 4" in girth when flaccid. (yes I did hit pubery lol)
    Erect wasnt much better We were talking 6" in length (though I think the right girl could get me bigger ) and around 5-6" in girth.



    Dammit !

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    Default dont worry bout 3inch dick, worry about a 10in wide vagina!

    lol

    Size don't matter to escorts, that's the wonderful thing about these ladies! even how fat, thin, short or ugly you are they still love you*

    Once you're in the company of a beautiful escort "how small your dick will the the last thing on your mind"



    *subject to €150 for half hr love, €250 for one hr love

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    Don't worry, no escort is going to get her knickers in a twist over penis size x

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    Default 'Round Back!

    Quote Originally Posted by dammit_dude View Post
    lol.


    Is my weener gonna get me a laugher?


    Unfortunatly I obviously come from shit stock lol because I was hoping to get a escort tomorrow so measured myself tonight.




    Smaller than expected lol.

    We were talkin about a paltry 3" in length, 4" in girth when flaccid. (yes I did hit pubery lol)
    Erect wasnt much better We were talking 6" in length (though I think the right girl could get me bigger ) and around 5-6" in girth.



    Dammit !
    Darling, if all else fails there is always a rear entrance that is optional!
    Last edited by Violette; 22-03-08 at 09:32.

    RETURNING TO THE EMERALD ISLE SHORTLY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    Darling, if all else fails there is always a rear entrance that is optional!
    Thank you for your sage words lol. Unfortunatly I cant find any girls around the Cork area (would even travel to kerry if there was acutally anyone)

    yOu'd think that the girls wouldnt mind a guy having to cum more than once when he has such a small weener After all it would barely disturb then.

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