Priest falls foul of windows autoplay

[doodlebug]

Priest Accidentally Plays Hardcore Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
Father Martin McVeigh was giving a talk to 26 parents and one 8-year-old kid when computer disaster struck: he connected his USB drive into a PC to start his Powerpoint presentation. But instead of the word of God, a hardcore gay porn slideshow started—thanks to Windows' autoplay.
Some parents—who were there to hear McVeigh talk about First Communion—were angry. Others were in shock. Just like McVeigh. He was so embarrassed that, according to witnesses, unplugged the USB drive and walked out of the room without uttering a single word. Later he declared to the press:

I don't know how it happened but I know what happened. There are people making innuendoes who weren't even there but in this day and age these stories grow.

Well, Father, I think there's little space for innuendo after showing gay porn in church. McVeigh, however, claims there is an explanation for all this.

The Archdiocese of Armagh, where the parish belongs, called the police and gave them the USB stick for inspection. The police told them there was no crime in gay porn and the drive didn't contain any pedophilia. It was just normal gay porn.

According to The Ulster Herald, "an emergency meeting was held in the parish last night." You know, because gay priests are such a rare event that emergency meetings need to be held with the utmost urgency, so everyone can slam someone who mistakenly made his sexual preferences public. Embarrassment is not enough! To the fire with him.

[JohnRambo]

Priest Accidentally Plays Hardcore Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
Father Martin McVeigh was giving a talk to 26 parents and one 8-year-old kid when computer disaster struck: he connected his USB drive into a PC to start his Powerpoint presentation. But instead of the word of God, a hardcore gay porn slideshow started—thanks to Windows' autoplay.
Some parents—who were there to hear McVeigh talk about First Communion—were angry. Others were in shock. Just like McVeigh. He was so embarrassed that, according to witnesses, unplugged the USB drive and walked out of the room without uttering a single word. Later he declared to the press:

I don't know how it happened but I know what happened. There are people making innuendoes who weren't even there but in this day and age these stories grow.

Well, Father, I think there's little space for innuendo after showing gay porn in church. McVeigh, however, claims there is an explanation for all this.

The Archdiocese of Armagh, where the parish belongs, called the police and gave them the USB stick for inspection. The police told them there was no crime in gay porn and the drive didn't contain any pedophilia. It was just normal gay porn.

According to The Ulster Herald, "an emergency meeting was held in the parish last night." You know, because gay priests are such a rare event that emergency meetings need to be held with the utmost urgency, so everyone can slam someone who mistakenly made his sexual preferences public. Embarrassment is not enough! To the fire with him.

[dark-knight]

You don't have to be gay to watch gay porn but it helps.

[UKHeather]

He needs to be more careful with his memory stick!

Celibacy is an outdated and unreasonable expectation.

[samlad]

Isn't this the sort of shite Paul Connolly should be investigating, rather than broadcasting, "Der was dis escort... who offered me sex... FER MUNNY, loike!"?

[BACMAN36]

Could happen to a bishop

[doodlebug]

Isn't this the sort of shite Paul Connolly should be investigating, rather than broadcasting, "Der was dis escort... who offered me sex... FER MUNNY, loike!"?

Sam your attempt at an accent is unbelievably bad.

[samlad]

Sam your attempt at an accent is unbelievably bad.

It depends how you read it I suppose. It's not meant to be accurate... it's taking the piss, loike! I speak it better than type it phonetically

[doodlebug]

It depends how you read it I suppose. It's not meant to be accurate... it's taking the piss, loike! I speak it better than type it phonetically

I certainly hope so, LOL

[samlad]

I certainly hope so, LOL

I learned everything from Jamescork anyway.