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Just saw my opinion on taxes brilliantly summed up: Taxes are the traditional way of taking money from those who know how to earn it and giving it to those who know how to spend it
Priceless!
See, maybe that's the reason so many ladies work for agencies. When the taxman comes asking for his dues, they can always say: But sir, I've been sharing 50pc of my earnings with my pimp. I thought he was paying the revenue for me like my previous employer did.
Which now gives me an idea....
Last edited by Anna23; 30-03-12 at 19:41.
Julius Caesar (30-03-12), Rodney69 (31-03-12), very shy guy (30-03-12)
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Ahh but you do pay taxes 23% on everthing you buy food condoms etc and the landlord you rent from declares half the rent you pay so inderectly escorts do pay tax and add to the econemyOriginally Posted by Anna23
Just saw my opinion on taxes brilliantly summed up: Taxes are the traditional way of taking money from those who know how to earn it and giving it to those who know how to spend it
Priceless!
See, maybe that's the reason so many ladies work for agencies. When the taxman comes asking for his dues, they can always say: But sir, I've been sharing 50pc of my earnings with my pimp. I thought he was paying the revenue for me like my previous employer did.
Which now gives me an idea....
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
very shy guy (30-03-12)
I can't complain though, taxes fund my education, oh, and my drinking which I'm off to engage inAnd guess what, when I actually do qualify and start to earn real money I'm going to find a loophole so that I can get away with paying the absolute minimum.
Last edited by Banjaxed; 30-03-12 at 21:00. Reason: addition
Julius Caesar (30-03-12), UncleBob (30-03-12)
This is also known as emigrationI can't complain though, taxes fund my education
Banjaxed (30-03-12), Julius Caesar (30-03-12), Morpheus (01-04-12), very shy guy (30-03-12)
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Yep that's what I'm doing I paid taxes as a company director and owner employed over 80 people over a 23 year period paid all my taxes now the company is gone I get fuck all back cos was a director so if I get a chance to avoid paying tax I will. Next Monday I'm out of here .
Last edited by Julius Caesar; 30-03-12 at 21:07.
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
Six more years till I've a professional qualification and I can actually leave on good termsThings will be better by then I'm told...though I don't believe it.
very shy guy (30-03-12)
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I do actually pay more than that.
What is it with this BS that everyone seems to believe that escorts dont pay taxes
Banjaxed (30-03-12)
Outside of VAT, you don't. Enlighten me.I do actually pay more than that.
What is it with this BS that everyone seems to believe that escorts dont pay taxes
I know that it is possible for working ladies to pay taxes in the UK without too many awkward questions being asked but not sure if raising one's head here wouldn't just mean a whole lot more questions & it being blown off eventually ?
Perhaps it's an area that the tax man will get around to soon as they continue to seek out ways to tighten their grip on our national balls.
Any ladies care to elaborate on the tax theme ?
I think it'll never be regularised until we legalise the sex industry.
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