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    Default Vicar caught with potatoe up his arse

    The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

    He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.

    A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

    'But it's not for me to question his story.'

    She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.
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    Vegetarian is he .: lol
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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    Zig zig spud nick ........
    "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julius Caesar View Post
    Zig zig spud nick ........
    Pmsl !!!!! Very good jules , head cleared up then .: doc
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Pmsl !!!!! Very good jules , head cleared up then .: doc
    Ah yes just enjoying a nice pint and off to bed for me bro
    "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julius Caesar View Post
    Ah yes just enjoying a nice pint and off to bed for me bro
    nice one jules , enjoy both .: doc
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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    Tell the vicar to shove a pine cone up his jacksie the next time.........it will biodegrade in about 6 months time leaving him with a delightful pine fresh anal odour.

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    If he farts you could call him a spud gun
    "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

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    This would appear to be a logical explanation on behalf of a 'clergy man',
    or am I being generous?

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