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    Default Quickie my arse.......................................

    Right, some escorts have this thing called a quickie.Basically your talking 100 per 15 mins as opposed to 150 per 30 mins.Now maths has never being my strong point but do your math.

    2 quickies = 200 per 30 mins

    regular = 150 per 30 mins.

    Which would you pick.How come you never see quickie 50 per 15 mins????

    Get my point?

    I had a shitty week,how was yours??
    Westside

  2. #2

    Default I see your point Westy but:::::

    based on your figures thats a possible four dicks an hour. Now call me old fashioned but I'm thinking if you had four dicks up you for an hour for a few hours running.... you'd wear out fairly fast.... so I reckon the extra money is for the wear and tear..... I mean its not as if she can pull into Dessies Tyres for a new fanny

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    Default Well im short three dicks because i have one langer chasing me here

    Quote Originally Posted by Langer View Post
    based on your figures thats a possible four dicks an hour. Now call me old fashioned but I'm thinking if you had four dicks up you for an hour for a few hours running.... you'd wear out fairly fast.... so I reckon the extra money is for the wear and tear..... I mean its not as if she can pull into Dessies Tyres for a new fanny
    to answer your q, it would take more than four dicks in an hour to wear a woman out, espeicially in light of the fact that most guys 99.9% wouldnt last long anyway.the girls use or can use a lube or gel to ease any irritation they might get.


    Dessies do BJs?? Must try em out, blow me up Dessie, ahhahaha
    Westside.

    PS he can check my pressure.

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    Default I dont mean to be awkward....But

    again based on your calculations..if 99.9% of guys wont last the 15 minutes...surely that can only suggest that the ladies are SAVING them money by only taking a 100 euro for the 15 minutes instead of 150 euro for the 30 minutes. If your calculations are correct then they have been fucking robbing us for years and this offer is in our favour. One last question....... was this 99.9% thing a personal survey you done? Cos I thought no one knew about my little problem

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    Default Well its what i have being told by a lot of girls............

    Quote Originally Posted by Langer View Post
    again based on your calculations..if 99.9% of guys wont last the 15 minutes...surely that can only suggest that the ladies are SAVING them money by only taking a 100 euro for the 15 minutes instead of 150 euro for the 30 minutes. If your calculations are correct then they have been fucking robbing us for years and this offer is in our favour. One last question....... was this 99.9% thing a personal survey you done? Cos I thought no one knew about my little problem
    Yes it was my own unique personal survey.I checked the guys going into the establishments and when they came back out ,usually not long after,i grab them and shoved a thermometre up their arses.All tested positive.

    Can langer pass the test??
    Westside.

    PS i borrowed the pressure gauge from Dessies.

  6. Default Quickie

    While the math may be correct: 4 quickies @ 15 min = 1 hour, the reality is different.

    Whatever the length of time you are making a donation for, the donation has to cover for the total time involved in the arrangement. For the men, the total time is as arranged, but for the women they have to account for cleaning up (selves, space) and getting ready for the next appointment.

    If you are seeking a situation of maximum efficiency, you'd want to seek out something like a gloryhole.

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