E-I March Competition
E-I March Competition
Funniest Escort Interview
(For a make believe Escort)
An idea by Patricia
250 Shiny Ones Up For Grabs
Enter as many times as you like.
Using a maximum of ten questions submit your interview and the funniest wins.
Please do not use real escort names and ensure your entries comply with E-I rules.
Closing date Sunday 25th March at Midnight.
Winner to be announced on Thursday 29 March.
Good Luck Everyone.
Last edited by magicalman9357; 17-03-12 at 05:24.
do you answer the questions also or is it just 10 questions
Good point itstimenow. Yes questions and answers please.Originally Posted by itstimenow
do i get extra bonus points now for that.Good point itstimenow. Yes questions and answers please.
Another great question itstimenow but bonus points. Unfortunately not. lol
well any kinda points goin so?
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This is a review conducted between leading punter and sex journalist Mickeyman and Xxxtra Mature Mary . One of Irelands oldest and most experienced service providers. She has toured extensively and recently celebrated her 50th year as an Escort. Mary claims to have slept with 85,000 men and includes former Politicians and Bishops in her long line of conquests.She is the author of the best seller "around the world in 80 lays.
Mickeyman : I'm very pleased to meet you Mary.
Mary: Yeah,I noticed that before you crossed your legs.
Mickeyman : Were you always an Escort ?
At one stage I took a career break and went to work for E-I as a mod.
Mickeyman : What happened to make you leave ?
Mary: Actually I was fired for not reaching my targets.
Mickeyman : Targets ? Please explain.
Mary: We were expected to ban at least five punters a day,but I had'nt the heart to do it.They were all so nice.
Any other reasons why you left ,Mary ?
Mary : Some of the other mods were disgusting. One of them left green slimey stains everywhere ,including the ladies toilet. He was always in there. Another one of them was always spying on me through the keyhole. Then there was the background music which was supposed to motivate us .They played songs like Banned on the run , I,m a one man banned , Another one bites the dust . Good bye my love goodbye .etc.
Mickeyman : Mary , what was you're weirdest ever sex position ?
Mary : Well I did it once hanging from the ceiling with a Kerryman called Sean D'Olier.
Mickeyman : Ever tried Cunnilingus ?
Mary: No. I always fly with Ryanair. They're much cheaper, although I hate the baggage restrictions.
Mickeyman : What's your opinion on STD 's ?
Mary: Never use them. Much too messy, I prefer Tampax even though they're dearer.
Last edited by mickeyman; 24-03-12 at 22:18.
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Mickeyman : Are you up to speed with modern technology Mary ? You know ,I phones , mp 4, e-mail, etc. ?
Mary : No not at all . I still have all my old 78 records and bring my record player on tour .
Mickeyman (thinking to self) So that's how she got the job with E-I.
Mickeyman : We're here in the Rising Cock Hotel ,your local I believe ,Do you come here a lot ?
Mary: Yes, its my local, but I never come here. It would'nt be fair on the other customers, leaving the seats all wet and sticky.
Mickeyman : Have you a rabbit to keep you amused when you're down the country ?
Mary: No, I have no pets at all,its too much bother trying to look after them away from home. I pass away the time chatting with timewasters .Sometimes they go on for hours and the talk can get very dirty indeed ,if you follow my drift
Mickeyman : Do you like Fellatio ?
Mary: Im not into those modern pop stars at all. I much prefer Elvis or Cliff.
Mickeyman : Do you do OWO at all?
Mary : Yes, its amazing how many men ask me to take out my dentures , especially the younger ones.
Mickeyman :Thanks again for your time Mary, it was most enlightening
Mary: Glad you liked it. Now , do you want me to take care of that bulge for you , If we go to the car park its an outcall or I can do it under the table here for Twenty.
Mickeyman : All I have is a tenner .
Mary : You men are all the same ,always haggling , hold on while I slip my false teeth into your glass..........Slurp Slurp Slurp .........Oh baby yes yes.
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Hope I,m still here in the morning.! Mickeyman.
The Competition is now closed. Thank you for your entries and Good Luck Everyone.
mer (26-03-12)
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Due to the lack of interest in the March Competition there will be no winning selection.
Thanks very much to those of you who took the time and effort to participate and sorry for any inconvenience.
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