The Lonely Frog :(

[samlad]

"February the first... God! I'm off work today. Should I have a lie-in or maybe even veg out in front of the box or something?

No.

I know what to do... I'll log on to the E-I forums and see if anyone likes me today. Pfft! I'll probably have to deal with more crap, more price threads and cover up more controversial issues that make me feel uncomfortable! Why do these trolls relentlessly try to discredit me... er... the company so much? What's in it for them, really?! (Sniff!) Well, at least I have my yellow blankie. So soft and cuddly!

(Sigh...)

Blankie... (meh!) the only thing I have to keep me sane through the sleazy politics of the adult industry, but without this site I would be even more irrelevant. At least here, I am God of the little people... I am like Mark Chapman in his childhood, but I WON'T lose control like he did! I can keep my shit together!

Hmmm... relatively drama free. Thank God! I don't know if I can cope with this tomorrow. Only 17 PM's. I'll deal with them tomorrow when I'm in the office. Some issues I can't really deal with at home, in front of the telly, eating my microwave meal for one... (sigh...)

Wha-what the fuck's this?! Mousey again, mocking me on yet another thread?! Oh, God! I don't know how much more undermining I can take of this dirty rat! He's spoiling everything! Little fucker! I can't justify a ban though! Damn! Damn! Damn! I know... I'll pretend I'm a good sport and 'thank' the little shite's post... yeah! It will make it look like I'm indifferent to it yet still portrays the illusion that I have a good sense of humour! Brilliant!

(Click!)

Okay, that's sorted now. Take that, rat-boy! Hahahahaha!

(Gulp!)

Aw God no! Nicole is flirting with Mousey?! And Julia with James 'the langer-pimp' Cork?! I've been working on those two for months at not so much as a sniff of their knickers yet! Even Peeper seems to be making progress with his 'charms' in the office around the Ad Staff birds! Fucker! When I was his age I was knee-deep in crumpet!

(Sigh!)

Who am I trying to convince, really? I'm a sad pathetic individual who sits in his parents' basement room abusing himself in between searching the forums. In the office, I put up a brave face and act 'mysterious' so that the birds will think I'm complicated.

I've just read my horoscope... Virgo.... 'Single? Today you may receive a message from a potential love interest!' Yes! That's great! Sophia sent me a text this morning telling me not to leave post-it notes with my availability on her desk again! There is definitely something in that! I think she smiled at me earlier this week too... maybe she's playing hard to get?

(Sigh!)

I'm so lonely. At my age I should be considered an eligible batchelor. Okay so I may not have the money, the car, the style and sophistication (or even the looks... ahem!) but I'm a nice guy with a lovely personality and the best of intentions, right? I'm so lonely! Oh, God, I'm lonely! E-I and blankie, without you, I wouldn't know what to do!"

[Doozer]

What happened to mrs Sam lad?

[doodlebug]

"February the first... God! I'm off work today. Should I have a lie-in or maybe even veg out in front of the box or something?

No.

I know what to do... I'll log on to the E-I forums and see if anyone likes me today. Pfft! I'll probably have to deal with more crap, more price threads and cover up more controversial issues that make me feel uncomfortable! Why do these trolls relentlessly try to discredit me... er... the company so much? What's in it for them, really?! (Sniff!) Well, at least I have my yellow blankie. So soft and cuddly!

(Sigh...)

Blankie... (meh!) the only thing I have to keep me sane through the sleazy politics of the adult industry, but without this site I would be even more irrelevant. At least here, I am God of the little people... I am like Mark Chapman in his childhood, but I WON'T lose control like he did! I can keep my shit together!

Hmmm... relatively drama free. Thank God! I don't know if I can cope with this tomorrow. Only 17 PM's. I'll deal with them tomorrow when I'm in the office. Some issues I can't really deal with at home, in front of the telly, eating my microwave meal for one... (sigh...)

Wha-what the fuck's this?! Mousey again, mocking me on yet another thread?! Oh, God! I don't know how much more undermining I can take of this dirty rat! He's spoiling everything! Little fucker! I can't justify a ban though! Damn! Damn! Damn! I know... I'll pretend I'm a good sport and 'thank' the little shite's post... yeah! It will make it look like I'm indifferent to it yet still portrays the illusion that I have a good sense of humour! Brilliant!

(Click!)

Okay, that's sorted now. Take that, rat-boy! Hahahahaha!

(Gulp!)

Aw God no! Nicole is flirting with Mousey?! And Julia with James 'the langer-pimp' Cork?! I've been working on those two for months at not so much as a sniff of their knickers yet! Even Peeper seems to be making progress with his 'charms' in the office around the Ad Staff birds! Fucker! When I was his age I was knee-deep in crumpet!

(Sigh!)

Who am I trying to convince, really? I'm a sad pathetic individual who sits in his parents' basement room abusing himself in between searching the forums. In the office, I put up a brave face and act 'mysterious' so that the birds will think I'm complicated.

I've just read my horoscope... Virgo.... 'Single? Today you may receive a message from a potential love interest!' Yes! That's great! Sophia sent me a text this morning telling me not to leave post-it notes with my availability on her desk again! There is definitely something in that! I think she smiled at me earlier this week too... maybe she's playing hard to get?

(Sigh!)

I'm so lonely. At my age I should be considered an eligible batchelor. Okay so I may not have the money, the car, the style and sophistication (or even the looks... ahem!) but I'm a nice guy with a lovely personality and the best of intentions, right? I'm so lonely! Oh, God, I'm lonely! E-I and blankie, without you, I wouldn't know what to do!"

Just to remind you Sam, this is an escort site, not a dating site, LOL

[samlad]

What happened to mrs Sam lad?

"Shit! Did I post this in the open forums?! Damn! Mrs. Samlad... some might refer to 'her' as 'Palm-of-my-Handerson'!"

[Dub Lad]

"February the first... God! I'm off work today. Should I have a lie-in or maybe even veg out in front of the box or something?

No.

I know what to do... I'll log on to the E-I forums and see if anyone likes me today. Pfft! I'll probably have to deal with more crap, more price threads and cover up more controversial issues that make me feel uncomfortable! Why do these trolls relentlessly try to discredit me... er... the company so much? What's in it for them, really?! (Sniff!) Well, at least I have my yellow blankie. So soft and cuddly!

(Sigh...)

Blankie... (meh!) the only thing I have to keep me sane through the sleazy politics of the adult industry, but without this site I would be even more irrelevant. At least here, I am God of the little people... I am like Mark Chapman in his childhood, but I WON'T lose control like he did! I can keep my shit together!

Hmmm... relatively drama free. Thank God! I don't know if I can cope with this tomorrow. Only 17 PM's. I'll deal with them tomorrow when I'm in the office. Some issues I can't really deal with at home, in front of the telly, eating my microwave meal for one... (sigh...)

Wha-what the fuck's this?! Mousey again, mocking me on yet another thread?! Oh, God! I don't know how much more undermining I can take of this dirty rat! He's spoiling everything! Little fucker! I can't justify a ban though! Damn! Damn! Damn! I know... I'll pretend I'm a good sport and 'thank' the little shite's post... yeah! It will make it look like I'm indifferent to it yet still portrays the illusion that I have a good sense of humour! Brilliant!

(Click!)

Okay, that's sorted now. Take that, rat-boy! Hahahahaha!

(Gulp!)

Aw God no! Nicole is flirting with Mousey?! And Julia with James 'the langer-pimp' Cork?! I've been working on those two for months at not so much as a sniff of their knickers yet! Even Peeper seems to be making progress with his 'charms' in the office around the Ad Staff birds! Fucker! When I was his age I was knee-deep in crumpet!

(Sigh!)

Who am I trying to convince, really? I'm a sad pathetic individual who sits in his parents' basement room abusing himself in between searching the forums. In the office, I put up a brave face and act 'mysterious' so that the birds will think I'm complicated.

I've just read my horoscope... Virgo.... 'Single? Today you may receive a message from a potential love interest!' Yes! That's great! Sophia sent me a text this morning telling me not to leave post-it notes with my availability on her desk again! There is definitely something in that! I think she smiled at me earlier this week too... maybe she's playing hard to get?

(Sigh!)

I'm so lonely. At my age I should be considered an eligible batchelor. Okay so I may not have the money, the car, the style and sophistication (or even the looks... ahem!) but I'm a nice guy with a lovely personality and the best of intentions, right? I'm so lonely! Oh, God, I'm lonely! E-I and blankie, without you, I wouldn't know what to do!"

Classic case of the only thing I'm semi good at in life is E-I. How depressing.

[Stephanie]

Just to remind you Sam, this is an escort site, not a dating site, LOL

Be nice to him, Doodles ! Don't you see, he's a bit down ? Might it even be an existential crisis ??

Sam, I'll like you . For being the omnipresent, omnipotent, benevolent Froggy that you are

Many even love you, I dare say lol

(Ps : I don't do sarcasm.. I mean every word I say )

[wolfie]

Many even love you, I dare say lol

(Ps : I don't do sarcasm.. I mean every word I say )

Well it is after all the month of love... !!
With Valentines and it being a leap year. I wonder will any of the ladies be proposing (marriage of course) on the 29th ..???

[Mousey]

Wha-what the fuck's this?! Mousey again, mocking me on yet another thread?! Oh, God! I don't know how much more undermining I can take of this dirty rat! He's spoiling everything! Little fucker! I can't justify a ban though! Damn! Damn! Damn! I know... I'll pretend I'm a good sport and 'thank' the little shite's post... yeah! It will make it look like I'm indifferent to it yet still portrays the illusion that I have a good sense of humour! Brilliant!

Nice one, Sammy, that's the spirit!

[thehighwayman]

[dr love]

We need to chat Samuel .: doc

"February the first... God! I'm off work today. Should I have a lie-in or maybe even veg out in front of the box or something?

No.

I know what to do... I'll log on to the E-I forums and see if anyone likes me today. Pfft! I'll probably have to deal with more crap, more price threads and cover up more controversial issues that make me feel uncomfortable! Why do these trolls relentlessly try to discredit me... er... the company so much? What's in it for them, really?! (Sniff!) Well, at least I have my yellow blankie. So soft and cuddly!

(Sigh...)

Blankie... (meh!) the only thing I have to keep me sane through the sleazy politics of the adult industry, but without this site I would be even more irrelevant. At least here, I am God of the little people... I am like Mark Chapman in his childhood, but I WON'T lose control like he did! I can keep my shit together!

Hmmm... relatively drama free. Thank God! I don't know if I can cope with this tomorrow. Only 17 PM's. I'll deal with them tomorrow when I'm in the office. Some issues I can't really deal with at home, in front of the telly, eating my microwave meal for one... (sigh...)

Wha-what the fuck's this?! Mousey again, mocking me on yet another thread?! Oh, God! I don't know how much more undermining I can take of this dirty rat! He's spoiling everything! Little fucker! I can't justify a ban though! Damn! Damn! Damn! I know... I'll pretend I'm a good sport and 'thank' the little shite's post... yeah! It will make it look like I'm indifferent to it yet still portrays the illusion that I have a good sense of humour! Brilliant!

(Click!)

Okay, that's sorted now. Take that, rat-boy! Hahahahaha!

(Gulp!)

Aw God no! Nicole is flirting with Mousey?! And Julia with James 'the langer-pimp' Cork?! I've been working on those two for months at not so much as a sniff of their knickers yet! Even Peeper seems to be making progress with his 'charms' in the office around the Ad Staff birds! Fucker! When I was his age I was knee-deep in crumpet!

(Sigh!)

Who am I trying to convince, really? I'm a sad pathetic individual who sits in his parents' basement room abusing himself in between searching the forums. In the office, I put up a brave face and act 'mysterious' so that the birds will think I'm complicated.

I've just read my horoscope... Virgo.... 'Single? Today you may receive a message from a potential love interest!' Yes! That's great! Sophia sent me a text this morning telling me not to leave post-it notes with my availability on her desk again! There is definitely something in that! I think she smiled at me earlier this week too... maybe she's playing hard to get?

(Sigh!)

I'm so lonely. At my age I should be considered an eligible batchelor. Okay so I may not have the money, the car, the style and sophistication (or even the looks... ahem!) but I'm a nice guy with a lovely personality and the best of intentions, right? I'm so lonely! Oh, God, I'm lonely! E-I and blankie, without you, I wouldn't know what to do!"