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    Quote Originally Posted by magicalman9357 View Post
    E-I FEBRUARY COMPETITION


    250 Shiney Ones Up For Grabs



    BENNYBENIN





    Benny the fecking cat goes on a trip. What happens?


    All entries should be 20 additional words or less and comply with the forum rules. Enter as many times as you like.

    Funniest Entry Wins



    Closing date and time: Thursday 23 February at Midnight

    Winner Announced: Monday 27 February



    GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
    MM can we use pics, it would open up a lot more doors?
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    MM can we use pics, it would open up a lot more doors?
    Yes Rover and pics will brighten things up a bit. Good Luck.

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    and after he stepped out of the shower he realised it was all a dream. (Howdy Dallas fans.)

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    And got all the Traffic Signs mixed up and end on Unexpected Road


    Never confuse education with intelligence One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.

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    Default Benny the Fecking Cat Goes on a Trip....

    ....to see SweetEmma in Naas. When she saw who it was, she sprayed the fecker with mace!

    Last edited by Techno Viking; 19-02-12 at 02:53.

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    ….. to the vets for a second opinion. He’d been told he needed ‘fixed’….. Benny was confused as he wasn’t broken? Click image for larger version. 

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    Benny the feck cat went on a trip
    and could not believe what he saw
    A beautiful pussy, all dressed in black silk
    winking at him from her door.

    With her finger she beckoned
    a gleam in her eye
    'Come with me Oh befurred one' she purred
    'My luck must be in' thought the old ginger Tom
    So he asked, 'Is it extra for turd?'
    Last edited by UKHeather; 20-02-12 at 02:17.

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    Benny made a trip into Dublin 2 to feed the pyranha, let's hope he cums before the fish gets hungry.

    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    Benny made a trip into Dublin 2 to feed the pyranha, let's hope he cums before the fish gets hungry.

    Why benny loves fishing
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    Is that Benny caught with his tail between his legs or is he just showing off.

    Once a prick - always a prick.

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