Modern courtesan

[Mousey]

Here I come ) I have my booobies for offer too only C cup,nice baby oil,different creams

Luana, I have not seen you here before but you are gorgeous. Also:

1. Are you good at cooking?
2. Are you good at ironing shirts?

[luana X]

Right! Back to the OP's thread after that diversion cause by Mousey!


What defines a Courtesan experience for me?

1) Said lady is drop dead gorgeous.
Every lady on this site has her own type of natural beauty. But I believe a courtesan maximizes this by taking great care over every detail -nails, hair, skin, perfume and hygeine.

2) The clothes/ lingerie - ooze both class and sex appeal. And I am such a sucker for lacy lingerie - agent provacateur and the like!!! Not to mention shoes - Louboutin etc..!!!!

3) Great conversationalist. Able to put one at ease and chat about any and everything.

4) Absolute professionalism - in the way she handles the appointment booking, directions, financial exchange. Drinks, shower, etc...

5) The apartment itself. Doesn't have to be in the most celubrious area or the most expensive one on the block, but it well kept, clean and tastefully decorated.

6) Cuddles and pillow talk come with the package without having to specially ask for it.


And most of all I leave her side walking on air, actually forgetting that I had to pay for the experience, and not feeling like a plonker!


Long live the courtesan!!!!!

Recession or not!

I could not put this better than you Morpheus
You surely know a lot of things
Since I'm new here does anyone know a good shop for courtesan,I am not talking about Ann summers and all that everyone has them
Something that you find like one piece only and you not going to find that stuff to the next lady you're going to visit

[benin]

not. .

[Morpheus]

Luana, I have not seen you here before but you are gorgeous. Also:

1. Are you good at cooking?
2. Are you good at ironing shirts?

Ahh FFS Mousey!!!! That's not a courtesan experience! That's the WFE - wife experience - where she burns your dinner, tells you to iron your own f*cking shirts, and rolls over in bed and plays dead when you want some action!!!!

[Rodney69]

Right! Back to the OP's thread after that diversion cause by Mousey!


What defines a Courtesan experience for me?

1) Said lady is drop dead gorgeous.
Every lady on this site has her own type of natural beauty. But I believe a courtesan maximizes this by taking great care over every detail -nails, hair, skin, perfume and hygeine.

2) The clothes/ lingerie - ooze both class and sex appeal. And I am such a sucker for lacy lingerie - agent provacateur and the like!!! Not to mention shoes - Louboutin etc..!!!!

3) Great conversationalist. Able to put one at ease and chat about any and everything.

4) Absolute professionalism - in the way she handles the appointment booking, directions, financial exchange. Drinks, shower, etc...

5) The apartment itself. Doesn't have to be in the most celubrious area or the most expensive one on the block, but it well kept, clean and tastefully decorated.

6) Cuddles and pillow talk come with the package without having to specially ask for it.


And most of all I leave her side walking on air, actually forgetting that I had to pay for the experience, and not feeling like a plonker!


Long live the courtesan!!!!!

Recession or not!

you could have just wrote that one line, Morph. That's what sums up the truly great experiences from all others.

Luana - "Many of my female friends are retiring and going for a "normal" life..." Do you mean in Ireland in particular or all over. Certainly in Ireland a lot have moved on recently. Who wants to be normal anyway, that's boring.

[luana X]

Luana, I have not seen you here before but you are gorgeous. Also:

1. Are you good at cooking?
2. Are you good at ironing shirts?

Thank you dear!!!
As for the ironing and the other stuff I'm sure there be a time when I will do that for one only
At the moment I do other things lol

[luana X]

Rodney69 I mean all over,I am lucky to know ladies from all over the world and some they are really good friends
In Ireland unfortunate(but maybe better) only have one girl that I confide in

[itstimenow]

god you have a tough life dude,i think you need a divorce

Ahh FFS Mousey!!!! That's not a courtesan experience! That's the WFE - wife experience - where she burns your dinner, tells you to iron your own f*cking shirts, and rolls over in bed and plays dead when you want some action!!!!

[Stephanie]

I'm interested.

Mind you, I'm interested in anything with F cup tits

Mousey xx

Don't tell me, if I bolted my boobies onto a bear, you would hug him ???




(not that my boobies are boltable or such lol)

[Mousey]

Mousey xx

Hmmm?

Don't tell me, if I bolted my boobies onto a bear, you would hug him ???
(not that my boobies are boltable or such lol)

Maybe I would hug a polar bear, if I thought it would *cough* break the ice