You are just wrong
You see, you see me as this barracuda like entity who feasts on others perceived inadequacy, I think. In effect I'm quite sweet and warm hearted, if a little blunt and with an unfortunate preposition for not backing down or suffering fools gladly If you knew me a little better you would realise I am much maligned and misunderstood, and as such am deserving of your sympathy, my possum.
Im saving my vigour for you