How do you married lads (or those in long term relationships) get away with punting?
(This isn't a judgemental thread guys, so keep your cool).
I mean – how do you conceal it from your significant other? It must take James Bond- like stealth to be able to live this life without raising suspicion.
Hats off to you lads. I’ll bet I would be caught within five minutes by my significant other, if I had one.
A number of questions come to mind:
How do you get out of the house? Will she buy the “I’m going down to pub” line when you’ve just showered and spruced up like you’re going on a date?
I presume you shower after at the lady’s place to wipe away traces of the encounter. But then won’t the missus be suspicious if you come back smelling even fresher than when you left?
Where do you hide your punting phone or SIM card? And more importantly, if you’re using your actual phone, how do you prevent her from checking your message and call history?
How do you prevent yourself from accidentally calling out your favourite escorts name when you’re coming? (Err.. when you’re having sex with your wife that is.)
And lastly how the heck do you conceal the money you spend?
I’ve recently had to make some excuses to get out of a social gathering with mates, so that I could go for a punt. And I couldn’t come up with an excuse that sounded plausible. I can only imagine what level of skill this takes if you’re married or attached!!