How do you married guys do it?

[Morpheus]

How do you married lads (or those in long term relationships) get away with punting?
(This isn't a judgemental thread guys, so keep your cool).

I mean – how do you conceal it from your significant other? It must take James Bond- like stealth to be able to live this life without raising suspicion.

Hats off to you lads. I’ll bet I would be caught within five minutes by my significant other, if I had one.

A number of questions come to mind:

How do you get out of the house? Will she buy the “I’m going down to pub” line when you’ve just showered and spruced up like you’re going on a date?

I presume you shower after at the lady’s place to wipe away traces of the encounter. But then won’t the missus be suspicious if you come back smelling even fresher than when you left?

Where do you hide your punting phone or SIM card? And more importantly, if you’re using your actual phone, how do you prevent her from checking your message and call history?

How do you prevent yourself from accidentally calling out your favourite escorts name when you’re coming? (Err.. when you’re having sex with your wife that is.)

And lastly how the heck do you conceal the money you spend?

I’ve recently had to make some excuses to get out of a social gathering with mates, so that I could go for a punt. And I couldn’t come up with an excuse that sounded plausible. I can only imagine what level of skill this takes if you’re married or attached!!

[UKHeather]

How do you married lads (or those in long term relationships) get away with punting?
(This isn't a judgemental thread guys, so keep your cool).

I mean – how do you conceal it from your significant other? It must take James Bond- like stealth to be able to live this life without raising suspicion.

Hats off to you lads. I’ll bet I would be caught within five minutes by my significant other, if I had one.

A number of questions come to mind:

How do you get out of the house? Will she buy the “I’m going down to pub” line when you’ve just showered and spruced up like you’re going on a date?

I presume you shower after at the lady’s place to wipe away traces of the encounter. But then won’t the missus be suspicious if you come back smelling even fresher than when you left?

Where do you hide your punting phone or SIM card? And more importantly, if you’re using your actual phone, how do you prevent her from checking your message and call history?

How do you prevent yourself from accidentally calling out your favourite escorts name when you’re coming? (Err.. when you’re having sex with your wife that is.)

And lastly how the heck do you conceal the money you spend?

I’ve recently had to make some excuses to get out of a social gathering with mates, so that I could go for a punt. And I couldn’t come up with an excuse that sounded plausible. I can only imagine what level of skill this takes if you’re married or attached!!

Yes. Let's hear how the dirty lying cheating dogs get away with it!

[Morpheus]

Yes. Let's hear how the dirty lying cheating dogs get away with it!

Ahh now, be gracious Heather!! It is afterall how these fellas get to see you!

[dr love]

Well as I shower every evening nothing new there .
The cash seperate bank accounts .
Getting out , easy I have a club committee metting or punt during the day .
But most importantly leave all that outside you're door when you come home .: doc

[Forrest]

How do you married lads (or those in long term relationships) get away with punting?
(This isn't a judgemental thread guys, so keep your cool).

I mean – how do you conceal it from your significant other? It must take James Bond- like stealth to be able to live this life without raising suspicion.

I'm a self-employed workaholic, so I have plenty of flexibility of movement.

Hats off to you lads. I’ll bet I would be caught within five minutes by my significant other, if I had one.

A number of questions come to mind:

How do you get out of the house? Will she buy the “I’m going down to pub” line when you’ve just showered and spruced up like you’re going on a date?

I usually arrange appointments during the daytime, and my morning shower is part of my routine.

I presume you shower after at the lady’s place to wipe away traces of the encounter. But then won’t the missus be suspicious if you come back smelling even fresher than when you left?

Where do you hide your punting phone or SIM card? And more importantly, if you’re using your actual phone, how do you prevent her from checking your message and call history?

It's locked in a drawer in my workplace, switched off and sim removed, just like a discarded old phone.

How do you prevent yourself from accidentally calling out your favourite escorts name when you’re coming? (Err.. when you’re having sex with your wife that is.)

I don't have much of a sex life at home, so there's no risk of me calling out any names.

And lastly how the heck do you conceal the money you spend?

I'm a bank robber on the side.

I’ve recently had to make some excuses to get out of a social gathering with mates, so that I could go for a punt. And I couldn’t come up with an excuse that sounded plausible. I can only imagine what level of skill this takes if you’re married or attached!!
Every good lie should have some amount of truth in it, so work on that and you will be fine, Morph.

I'm not proud of my deviousness, and I'm not going to try to justify it.
I only visit a lady about once a month, for my sanity.

[benin]

im free during the days so mostly punt then

im also very trustworthy so if i say the team are playing away tonight to the wife..i mean i am...(hell thats where im going.. but ill fuckin enjoy getting there)

[Morpheus]

Well as I shower every evening nothing new there .
The cash seperate bank accounts .
Getting out , easy I have a club committee metting or punt during the day .
But most importantly leave all that outside you're door when you come home .: doc

You make it sound easy Doc! But I'll bet it takes serious planning and taking measures to "leave it outside the door" when you come home.

I mean it wouldn't do if the missus said "where the heck did you learn that move?" the next time you were in the scratcher together!!

[Morpheus]

im free during the days so mostly punt then

im also very trustworthy so if i say the team are playing away tonight to the wife..i mean i am...(hell thats where im going.. but ill fuckin enjoy getting there)

The team is playing away tonight??? FFS Benny, you never cease to amaze me!!!

[dr love]

You make it sound easy Doc! But I'll bet it takes serious planning and taking measures to "leave it outside the door" when you come home.

I mean it wouldn't do if the missus said "where the heck did you learn that move?" the next time you were in the scratcher together!!

She thought me everything I know morph lol , but seriously not everyone can do that , but that line ya just don't cross has always worked for me .
Plus nothing changes in your home life and I've no history of affairs or such .: doc

[UKHeather]

Just to throw one in here.
Does anyone think that if they were married to me they would get away with it?