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    Default Whats in Your "Punter Bag"?

    In light of a post on another thread, this is a dedicated thread around the topic of :
    "Punter Bags" (the kit some of us bring to sessions with toiletries, condoms/lube, toys etc);

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    Although this will be focused primarily around content (of said bags), first up a little related vignette about a diamond geezer good punting buddy of mine-

    Back in the day when I started out in this game he was my punting 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' if you will- he offered to instruct me in the ways of the 'Monger- Force", so I become a punting apprentice to my mentor "The Seraph ". We spoke twice a week & interacted on the US Forum and became fast friends socializing at the Parties/M&Gs/UTR gigs etc. I learnt so much from the Seraph that I will forever be in his debt for being able to wield my schlong-saber proficiently..
    ("Franken- I can sense the Monger Force growing stronger every month within your Irish soul".)

    But occasionally even a Jedi-Master Monger gets ensnared by the forces of the dark side - a while back the Seraph was rolling towards a session & noticed the the StormTroopers ( aka NYPD) in the vicinity so he made the call to the agency & was told all was fine, it was just a coincidence etc.
    He knocks on the door only to be greeted by the young lady...along with two uniformed cops!

    They took her off to another room & she sang like a canary (college girl, no record) cops let her off with a warning, although she squealed on a girl down the corridor who spent 5 hours in the bacon station as she had an outstanding traffic ticket & the punter in that room was shitting bricks for a while..but I digress…

    The boys in blue were playing good cop/bad cop....The Seraph was asked the usual stuff- do you have any weapons, what are you doing here, what would your wife think yada yada. He was polite & calm waiting to see how things played out. .& then they focused on the bag the Seraph was carrying & asked to view it's contents…
    Out came the rubbers/lube/furry handcuffs/bukkake DVDs/thigh-highs etc ...
    until the purple Double- Dildo spilled out…


    The younger cop picked it up & asked, "Whats' this?" but the older officer (bad cop) couldn't contain himself anymore & fell around the room laughing while spanking the bed with the Seraph's riding crop…

    They read him the riot act & told him of they ever saw him again on that part of town they'd bust his ass blah blah blah. Sometimes carrying 'weird shit' is enough to get a break

    ~~~


    In addition to the aforementioned items & the usual punting tools of the trade (courtesy of WildThang) ie

    • Deodorant
    • Mouthwash
    • Hair gel
    • Towel
    • Shaving gear
    • Condoms
    • Spare jocks
    • Change (parking)
    • Punter wallet
    • Lube
    • Phone
    • Chewing gum
    • a "Punting Bag" can contain blind folds, stockings, garter belts, and lingerie, lipstick etc etc

    I tend to bring my cigs for the smoking fetish…

    So - Whats in your Punting Bag??
    Last edited by Franken996; 23-01-12 at 19:58.

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    Deoderant
    Shower gel
    Mouthwash
    Lube
    Sometimes a few toys
    There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the mirror of reality

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    Quote Originally Posted by max california View Post
    Deoderant
    Shower gel
    Mouthwash
    Lube
    Sometimes a few toys
    Wot the f..k....a f..ki. puntin bag, ffs wot ever next!
    Life's too short to drink bad wine....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackdaniel View Post
    Wot the f..k....a f..ki. puntin bag, ffs wot ever next!
    An envelope with the requisite amount of money is all I bring with me.
    Last edited by harry10; 23-01-12 at 20:15.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harry10 View Post
    An envelope with the requisite amount of money is all I bring with me.
    Thank you Harry, I was beginning to feel socially inadequate!

    Punter bags....Jasus wot ever happened to a fellas lucky boxers or socks now it's a punter bag, I dunno!
    Life's too short to drink bad wine....

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    Quote Originally Posted by harry10 View Post
    An envelope with the requisite amount of money is all I bring with me.
    Thats all you need alright- but what do you want?
    As my grannie used to say: " Variety & Light Bondage are the Spice of Life"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franken996 View Post
    Thats all you need alright- but what do you want?
    As my grannie used to say: " Variety & Light Bondage are the Spice of Life"
    Would be hard to explain that one if found. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morpheus View Post
    Your story about the NYPD gives me the jitters Franken. Most of the stuff in my bag is fairly innocuous, but I'll have to think up an excuse for the lube and baby wipes!!)
    As punting is legal in IRL, I doubt the Guards would give a shite, unless you had itstimenow's inflatable sheep..which no doubt they'd take away for ahem ..further inspection.... although....

    Quote Originally Posted by itstimenow View Post
    a D.I.Y pack incase ya dont click with the escort
    johnnys
    blow up doll or sheep,,watever ya fancy most
    cd player with da recordings of a hot chic saying yes baby yes baby or in a sheeps case bahaha
    Why would you need a doll if you're going to see an Escort?
    Wouldn't that be akin to going to see the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra & bringing a fiddle?

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    a D.I.Y pack incase ya dont click with the escort
    johnnys
    blow up doll or sheep,,watever ya fancy most
    cd player with da recordings of a hot chic saying yes baby yes baby or in a sheeps case bahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackdaniel View Post
    Wot the f..k....a f..ki. puntin bag, ffs wot ever next!

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    Quote Originally Posted by itstimenow View Post
    a D.I.Y pack incase ya dont click with the escort
    johnnys
    blow up doll or sheep,,watever ya fancy most
    cd player with da recordings of a hot chic saying yes baby yes baby or in a sheeps case bahaha
    You as well Itsy....No wonder im looked at funny when my date opens the door..DUH I have no "punter bag"
    Life's too short to drink bad wine....

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