Hairy Vs Shaved

[gooner]

Lets just clarify that it's only my fairy that's hairy - it aint my pits, legs and chin lol

hi heather,

thanks for the clarification - i knew thats all you meant!

although i like hairy pussy, i don't like any other parts of a woman (except her head!!!) to be hairy!!!

i hope that doesn't make me hypocritical!!!

but i do hope other escorts advertise here and lets us know if they have some hair down below - i would definitely welcome the change!!!

by the way - whats going on between you and paws???? lovers tiff????

[bigpaws]

What happened Gooner is I met her and she was ............. ok ........... ish .............. but not great and I DARED to say so on here and guess what?? She didn't like that very much ............. poor her!!

Paws

[UKHeather]

hi heather,

thanks for the clarification - i knew thats all you meant!

although i like hairy pussy, i don't like any other parts of a woman (except her head!!!) to be hairy!!!

i hope that doesn't make me hypocritical!!!

but i do hope other escorts advertise here and lets us know if they have some hair down below - i would definitely welcome the change!!!

by the way - whats going on between you and paws???? lovers tiff????

I'm sure it will change, like most things, and the trend at some point will be not to shave! Fashions come and go in fairly regular cycles apparantly!

As far as Paws is concerned..We met when he joined us on Craggy Island during an Elvis impersonator convention which Fr. Ted had organised to raise money for green wool so that I could knit myself a new cardigan whilst I drink cocoa...
Oh My! He was cringeworthy! A real tears and tantrums Diva...got his diamante codpiece in a right old twist he did.. Well, I laughed, as one would, and he appears to have had the huff with me ever since! *shrugs
Remember the kids parties where there was always one little brat! and the mums allowed him to win every game so that he didnt run around having a tantrum and kicking the girls?... you get the picture?

Heather

[UKHeather]

What happened Gooner is I met her and she was ............. ok ........... ish .............. but not great and I DARED to say so on here and guess what?? She didn't like that very much ............. poor her!!

Paws

And Paws, as you know very well, I disliked you from your attitude long before you announced you had met me.

I think you said it for some strange power trip after I pulled you up on a post. I don't believe for a moment that you've ever had a booking with me.

But lets clear it up. Instead of vague remarks and innuendo, write a proper review, then stop whining and get over it. Don't go skimping on the important details will you? That's unless you have conveniently forgotten them.

If not then shut your *expression unflattering upon Paw's anus removed* and do one.

[bigpaws]

I did do one .......... I did YOU and it was a low-point in my punting "career".

How convenient that you invite me to review you when you don't advertise/allow reviews on this site ............. so maybe you should shut your *unflattering to Heather comment removed* you call a mouth ........... or not, whatever.

Paws

[UKHeather]

precisely why you started your good/bad escorts thread? so guys could review ladies who they had no ooppurtunity to review on the main site? And why don't I advertise on here any more? hmm?

You can also review me on punternet and on *removed by patricia* .

Stop making lame excuses and just do it. You can't can you? Because it would all be vague guesswork on your part!

Go on, review me, infact email me too and tell me presicely what the problem was. Where did we meet etc? more importantly, what did we chat about.

Do that and get it right and I will refund you in full. if you dont want the refund I will send the amount to the charity of your choice and email the receipt to you.

I can't say fairer than that, and can't see any further reason for you not to do it now.

Heather

[bigpaws]

You don't advertise here anymore because of me?? So I've done this site and the punters on here a huge favour ............ however my presence here doesn't seem to stop you from posting here, must try harder!!

I can't add you to the Bad Escort thread because you have no profile on here, the thread is for bad escorts who advertise here but won't allow reviews .......... in your case heather you qualify in two out of three!!

I am proudly banned from IIE and punternet doesn't interest me as this site is the only escort site I read/use etc so who would see my review there that has any bearing on here? Pointless.

After all this time I couldn't review you anyway with the exact details you wish to see as my time with you was not very memorable at all ............. in fact I would have struggled to review 10 minutes after I left you!!

I can give you a quick review here though, ready??
MEDIOCRE!!! Defined in the Oxford English Dictionary (heard of it?) as "of moderate or low quality, value, ability, or performance : ordinary, so-so".
Yep, that about sums you up!!

Mr Paws

[UKHeather]

That's quite pathetic and you are so obviously trying to avoid having to back up your claims
Well, I am calling you on it and I say you're a liar.

After 3 years of being in Dublin once or twice each month, you would think that word would be out about me and my poor service by now, wouldnt you?...

Another gent managed to post on the good escorts thread about the booking he had with myself and another lady. Neither of us advertise here. I dont see why you can't post about me on your own good/bad escort threads. You have my permission.

Stop making silly excuses and instead of running your mouth off, back it up with some facts by way of a review.

And you're going to try harder to stop me from posting here? Why?

[achilles]

FOLKS!!! Please isn't this thread about hairy versus shaved and NOT one for Paws and Heather to have a go at each other? Now back to hairy versus shaved PLEASE!!!Thank you.

[UKHeather]

FOLKS!!! Please isn't this thread about hairy versus shaved and NOT one for Paws and Heather to have a go at each other? Now back to hairy versus shaved PLEASE!!!Thank you.

You are right Achilles.
I shouldn't have taken his bait.
Apologies if it has spoiled the thread for you

Heather