happy christmas one and all
Just about to finish my first year on this great site. It certainly has changed my perspective and revitalised me somewhat. To the owners of this site my congratulations on the excellent way in which it is run and moderated.
I wish all my fellow members and all the wonderful ladies on this site a very happy christmas and safe and prosperous new year.
benin (22-12-11), Franken996 (22-12-11), hd7055 (22-12-11), JAMESCORK (23-12-11), madjack (23-12-11), max california (23-12-11), Nicole (23-12-11)
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all the best mate.Originally Posted by john connor
yeah this place is fuckin awesome!
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Merry Christmas !
And a Happy Hanukkah , Happy Kwanzaa , Happy Winter Solstice and Happy Festivus !
I wish everyone a happy , healthy and HORNY New Year !
Have fun but be sensible and safe.
Enjoy your families , friends and loved ones including your mistresses.
Remember the needy. Donate something to someone less fortunate. Even if it is just your time.
Wishing well to one and all. As we say here in the States: 'HAPPY HOBBYDAYS' to ALL of the EI universe...!!!
Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the city
The tourists were bustling for junk that looked pretty
But there on the sidestreets, the neon burned bright
Attracting the mongers with tempting red light
To spots where massage tables double as beds
With visions of Asian girls filling their heads.
And I, in my two tones, my hat and sunglasses,
In my ongoing search for accommodating lasses
On the outskirts of Ktown a rumor was breaking
Of good, cheap blowjobs, just there for the taking.
Crosstown to the spot, I took a quick walk,
For the feel of wet lips around my hard cock.
Down to West Thirty Sixth to a dive called "Relax"
To see if that rumor was based on real facts
I hustled upstairs and I knew I had found it
By the looks in the eyes of the MILFs all around it.
With papasan in glasses there doing the books
Communication reduced to a few knowing looks
I nodded and smiled - nothing had to be said
But I heard my own voice in the back of my head.
"Now Coco! Now, Lili! Now, Bebe and Lisa!
On, Mimi! On, Shi Shi! On Amy and Misa!
From the top of my spine to the tips of my toes
To the time when I flip and my cock grows and grows."
"Please, Linda! Yes, Cici! Oh Sara and Yuyu!
Go Mona! Oh Jenny! And Yoko and Su Su!
Rub every muscle with strong hands and fingers
Then turn down the lights when your touch softly lingers"
To a small curtained stall I was willingly brought
By a fortyish gal with the skills that I sought
A half hour massage soon gave way to the good part
When she asked me the question that warmed my cold heart.
As I flipped I could feel that my cock was ascending
She pantomimed options for my happy ending
Number one was a handjob, a forty buck price.
Next was a blowjob, which seemed twice as nice.
I chose option two for an 80 buck donation
And she got right to work without hesitation
What followed, the stuff of which legends are made
A blowjob of the highest professional grade
It took less than ten minutes to unleash my load
I was still in her mouth when I felt it explode.
I filled up her mouth, and she still didn't stop
This professional woman took in every drop.
Five minutes hence I returned to the rat race
With a skip in my step and a big smile on my face
I turned and I waved as I strode down the block
"Merry Christmas, and thank you for sucking my cock."
hd7055 (22-12-11), max california (23-12-11)
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Is there a lot of bah-humbug around today ..or are people getting tired of the xmas threads already?!
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Merry X-mas and very Happy New Year.
All dreams come true to everyone!!
max california (23-12-11)
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God Bless...... EVERYONE!!!!
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