Your first time...

[JAMESCORK]

I dedicate this thread to Pinot...


Ahhhh bliss… I vaguely remember it. Twas in galway, a girl I have not reviewed. Can’t even remember her name as she is not around these days. I was sooo green. I can remember I had actually first tried to see Scarlet, had the appointment all set, but got too friendly on the phone close to the appointment I think and scared her off. I was going for an outcall to one of the plushest hotels in Eyre Square. I had booked a suite… fuck off room, I still remember the number 232…lol. I waited in the bar and she never showed. I was GUTTED…lol.

So I persevered and rang another…, the girl I first met. I was like a proud housewife arranging throw cushions and fiddling with the lighting. When she arrived she was not as pretty as in the pics, but I accepted at the time for this to be normal and ploughed ahead. It was not the best escort I have ever had but at the time it was… DOH OBVIOUSLY…lol… I can remember popping down to the bar afterwards and drinking to my extraordinary achievement till I was asked to retire…

Ahhh bliss indeed…

As a point of interest, that was my first and last outcall…

Any stories guys?